I have read this probably 100 times this morning and I'm pretty certain it's the best thing I've ever seen
Found on the floor after class in a middle school: a relationship contract between 8th graders. (He signed it)pic.twitter.com/SPmDjNdjVi
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you need to have the author on the longform podcast.
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That's hilarious! May we run the photo, crediting you?
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I just want you to know that I'm going to be the only person to not retweet or fav this. Can't let it go to your head.
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That's So Jody™
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the kids are a) alright and b) woke
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what's weird about this is, it's almost an exact translation from the Aramaic of my ketubah w.
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I can't believe I signed away my right to hug those hoes. Fist bumping will never be enough.
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agree, but he can't break up with her over it.
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"fist bump" should also be defined more clearly... could be misconstrued
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Hey, as long as he doesn't look at them during, right?
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she still gets some free ramen noodles or something
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Im crying at the thought of this contract being argued in court lmao
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this is leaning into abusive relationship territory, tbh
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it's 2016, men have no rights in relationships.
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That's not correct.
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true that!
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