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Have you ever met someone whose entire personality is just the fact that they have a beard?
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“Trump’s poo” declared the graffiti in the toilet this morning. Never have truer words been spoken.
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Never is the generation gap so clear as when someone calls me repeatedly with information that they could just text??? Don’t call me unless your LEG HAS FALLEN OFF. Fuck.
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Start essay early for the first time in my life. Microsoft Word crashes and I lose all my work. What the fuck??
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So apparently my dad has, until this moment, been convinced that Lost was some sort of reality tv program? What alternate reality is he living????
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You can’t end your statement with “real life thoughts from a married straight man” and expect me to take anything you’ve said seriously.
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Audre Lorde, ‘The Uses of Anger: Women Responding to Racism’ (1981) Happy
#internationalwomensdaypic.twitter.com/qc5EVmLPIZ
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So today I’m going to watch
#Oscars2018. I have seen exactly one of the films nominated for Best Picture. Which is a step up from last year, where I had seen exactly none.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
How can people leave the planning of a thing till the day they want to do the thing???? Do you not need at least three days to process the doing of a thing?????
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Mandle: so your man-room has a man-smell, and you only breath man-air into your powerful man-lungs.pic.twitter.com/4zzsLDKicf
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My Dad keeps accidentally referring to my internship as an indenture-ship. And that’s just too real, Dad. Too real.
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I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing here.
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