Mat Velloso

@matvelloso

Technical Advisor to the CEO at Microsoft and developer advocate at heart. Opinions here are mine only, don't take them too seriously

Redmond, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. stu 2018.

    Difference between machine learning and AI: If it is written in Python, it's probably machine learning If it is written in PowerPoint, it's probably AI

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  2. prije 1 sat

    Me: ALRIGHT Her: WHY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR VOICE Me: BECAUSE I'M HAVING A STACK OVERFLOW Her: EXCUSE ME A WHAT NOW Me: YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY Her: IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HELP JUST SAY IT

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  3. prije 1 sat

    Her: I need your help to fix my camera Me: OK, what's wrong? Her: Let me show you. Oh but first you need to see these cute photos! Me: Ok Her: Ah, but that reminds me that my photoshop is broken, need your help Me: OK, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM Her: Oh no, I forgot my password

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  4. prije 9 sati

    I'm not supposed to tell everybody that only answers your technical questions if you show a receipt of your donation to Elizabeth Warren

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  5. prije 11 sati

    1 HOUR LATER Me, struggling to stay awake Her: TALK TO ME, I'M HERE

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  6. prije 11 sati

    My wife perceives time in a completely different way than the rest of us. Me: I'm tired, let's go to bed Her: Give me 15 mins while I finish this snack 2 HOURS LATER Me: OK I'm going to bed... Her: JESUS CAN'T YOU WAIT 15 MINUTES WHAT THE HELL I SAID I'M ALMOST DONE

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  7. 4. velj

    This is the time of the year when TurboTax spams the hell out of you every day until you give up and pay them to stop

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  8. 3. velj

    Can't wait to visit Divided Kingdom later this year

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  9. 3. velj

    I'm being booked for meetings in November this year. NOVEMBER I don't know what I'm doing for dinner tonight and people want me to know what I'll be doing in NOVEMBER

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  10. 3. velj

    Get your kids into the micro:bit global challenge!

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  11. 3. velj

    Also, why having checkboxes in the resource group list if you can't delete them all in a single click?

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  12. 3. velj

    Dumb question to Azure peeps: To cancel a subscription do you really need to go delete every single resource group, even the empty ones? Doesn't make sense to me...

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  13. 3. velj

    What if society wasn't constantly being brainwashed?

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  14. 3. velj

    Then there was this one time, I think I was 9. Barefoot and alone at grandpa's home, I grabbed an old fridge and realized something was wrong because I couldn't release it anymore. Took me a while to understand I was being electrocuted. Couldn't release that thing by myself

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  15. 3. velj

    When I was a kid there was this broken washing machine, my brother would grab it with one hand and me with the other, passing on an electrical current that would give me a hell of a shock ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  16. 2. velj

    As connected devices multiply, so do the opportunities for messing up systems at scale. Imagine you want to divert significant traffic to an alternative route where, let's say, you happen to have an outdoor advertising for your product... 😐

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  19. 2. velj

    She's wearing pajamas at the dentist and I give up I swear to god

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  20. 2. velj
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  21. 2. velj

    Game changer for all of you who are pocket challenged

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