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    MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 31 Mar 2020

    Had a moment at the post office where the customer behind me, Big dude in camo, wouldn’t stand on the blue X; insisted on standing 3 ft away. I said “You’re supposed to stand on the X.“ He said “I’m aware.“ Like he was daring me to mention it again. 1/2

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      2. MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 31 Mar 2020

        I’m there wearing a mask and gloves, plus clothes I wear when I leave the house & no other time, he’s not taking any precautions & insists on ignoring the blue tape marks. I guess to prove he’s macho? What the hell is wrong with my fellow men? 2/2

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      3. MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 31 Mar 2020

        If it was 3 months ago Before the pandemic and somebody had been a complete flagrant asshole at the post office I would’ve called him on it and stuck with it but what if he’s infected? What if he has a gun? The entire situation was nuts.

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      4. MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 31 Mar 2020

        I understand that everybody is on edge and also that certain people are not used to being told what to do and get their backs up when anyone corrects their incorrect behavior but this is a fucking plague my dudes, swallow your pride and observe the protocols like a real man.

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      5. MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 31 Mar 2020

        I get the feeling that the wider reality of what’s happening in the world has not settled in with people and they are still seeing a lot of these protocols as an impingement on their personal freedom as Americans.

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      6. MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 31 Mar 2020

        By the way, I hadn’t been in this place in a few days, and now they have spit guards up and Xs all over the floor and signs everywhere — they are taking this stuff seriously, but some of the customers are not.

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      7. MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 31 Mar 2020

        MZS Retweeted Right Wing Watch

        Related: https://twitter.com/rightwingwatch/status/1245019150545760256?s=21 …https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1245019150545760256 …

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        Right-wing evangelist Jonathan Shuttlesworth, a close friend of Rodney Howard-Browne, says he intends to hold a large Woodstock-like Christian gathering in defiance of stay-at-home orders. pic.twitter.com/sn5Pvt1NA5
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      1. Anne Tabby‏ @AbbyNomNomNom 31 Mar 2020
        Replying to @mattzollerseitz

        Jfc

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      1. Jaccinated‏ @obrienjohnjack 31 Mar 2020
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        oh god the suspense is killing me

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      1. Jean Kazez‏ @JeanKazez 31 Mar 2020
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        Sitting on the edge of my seat.

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      2. Rogers Cadenhead‏ @rcade 31 Mar 2020
        Replying to @mattzollerseitz

        If you could see him his camo was broken.

        3 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
      3. Grand Sophy‏ @grand_sophy 31 Mar 2020
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        Lol.

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