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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 May 2017

    The Sandwich Alignment Chart:

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  2. Retweeted

    you guys are just selling peanuts. don't overthink this

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  3. 9 hours ago

    Dr. Duvernay-Tardif going from yelling "we're the fucking champs" with Paul Rudd straight to a French interview with RDS, extremely pure content

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  4. 9 hours ago
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  5. 10 hours ago

    Everyone with Show Top Tweets First getting some third-quarter "chiefs are finished" tweets in their feed Monday afternoon

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    Ancient aliens is weird as fuck

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  7. Retweeted
    24 Jan 2015

    Thank you to all USERs who have engaged my web space regarding Super Bowl. You have increased the Social Power of myself and the NFL forever

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  8. 11 hours ago

    it's turkey time

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  9. 12 hours ago
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  10. 13 hours ago

    How many people do you have to murder to be excluded from an NFL 100 montage? Cuz apparently this rhetorical question has a real answer, and it's a number higher than 2

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  11. 13 hours ago

    🍕COOKING WITH MATT & KRISTIE, EPISODE 2🍕 In part 2 of our Super Bowl Pizza Battle, today we make a Kansas City BBQ pulled pork pizza - and, based solely on the pizza showdown results, lock in our GUARANTEED Super Bowl picks

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  12. 15 hours ago

    Shoutout to everyone in public wearing NFL jerseys of teams that aren't playing today. I see you just buying dental floss in your Dolphins jersey. Like wearing full Cats cosplay to the Oscars

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  13. 16 hours ago

    Late-80s NFL poster accidentally predicts Twitter

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    and jake why don't you cook something something simple like a hot dip or something

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  15. 21 hours ago

    thinking about the time Rudy Giuliani accidentally fired off a gibberish tweet by sitting on his Blackberry Curve in a limo and the insane Qanon crowd got out their magic decoder rings to figure out the secret message

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    Feb 1

    The EU now has 1 GB of free space

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  17. 24 hours ago

    TDIT, February 2, 2005: The SkyDome is, allegedly, renamed the Rogers Centre.

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    Feb 1

    🍕COOKING STUFF WITH MATT & KRISTIE, EPISODE 1🍕 In part 1 of our Super Bowl Pizza Battle, we make a pizza to represent San Francisco, wherein we attempt to recreate all the elements of a Mission Burrito on a pizza. It went well.

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  19. Feb 1

    So you might've noticed, I set up a Youtube! Honestly I would've preferred to just post the video to Twitter but they've got a video size limit. So here we are, I guess that makes me a Youtuber now, much to my horror.

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  20. Feb 1

    🍕COOKING STUFF WITH MATT & KRISTIE, EPISODE 1🍕 In part 1 of our Super Bowl Pizza Battle, we make a pizza to represent San Francisco, wherein we attempt to recreate all the elements of a Mission Burrito on a pizza. It went well.

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  21. Feb 1

    TDIT, February 1, 1796: Lt. Gov. John Graves Simcoe abandons his original plans of locating the capital of Upper Canada in London, Upper Canada (so-named after its capital aspirations) and instead declares York, later renamed Toronto, the permanent capital of Upper Canada.

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