Matt'sTweeter

@mattstweeting

Few original thoughts. Scientist/lawyer. I ride bikes, like, a lot.

Vancouver, BC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2009.

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    This new ad for Mar-a-Lago is terrible.

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    I'm the CEO of Antifa. We have sleeper cells in Burger Kings all across the country. Our agents are secretly giving impossible whoppers to every conservative man who thinks he's ordering a good christian hamburger. In 6 months the republican party will be reduced to catgirls.

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    Scenes from Kentucky's state capitol building: Domestic terrorists (very armed) warmly welcomed in the left hand photo Poor People's Campaign (not at all armed) being blocked with force in the right hand photo

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    1. velj

    my favorite thing about being persecuted is the ability to unceasingly do the thing you’re being persecuted for out in the open and never face any notable consequences

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    Holy shit man. They don’t call him Killer Mike for no reason. This is 🔥🔥🔥

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    31. sij

    crazy how my wife can just go on and on and on about how we don’t communicate anymore or whatever it was she said

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    31. sij

    Anytime a rich person donates money, this is how you should report it.

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    Allow me to be the first to say: woooooooooo!!!!

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    28. svi 2018.

    First man to serve a cheeseburger: Ok, check this out. I take a cow and I milk it. Right? Nothing new. Then, get this, I just let the milk go bad. While that’s happening I kill the cow. Chop it up like really fine. Then I put that bad milk on it and you eat it First customer: Ok

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  12. 30. sij

    I believe this was in the Book of Armaments

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    29. sij

    letting out history's longest sigh as i'm about to attempt moving the cursor to a specific position in some text on iOS

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    28. sij

    Inside of you there are two boulders. One small one and one large one the size of a small one

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    28. sij

    me hitting the gym in the morning and then deciding to get a burrito for lunch

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    25. sij

    Carrot Astronaut

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    27. sij

    Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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    27. sij

    marketing: lets create a fun and exciting cereal executive: okay, go on marketing: it’ll have cool colors and fruity flavors executive: omg yes marketing: and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some

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