Matt Stratton can have a little devops as a snack

@mattstratton

He/Him. Hosts . Organizes . DevOps Advocate & Thought Validator at 🥑💡🧐 📟. Invented using “banana bread” as an insult.

Chicago, IL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2006.
Rođen/a 1974.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    True story. Any time I get upgraded on a flight, I hear the opening verse of “Glamorous” by Fergie in my head.

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  2. Maisie: The cold never bothered me anyway.... My family: Me: OF COURSE IT DOESNT BOTHER YOU YOU'RE ARYA STARK OF WINTERFELL DAUGHTER OF NED STARK SLAYER OF THE NIGHT KING WESTEROS' GREATEST ASSASSIN YOU'RE USE TO THE COLD YOU LAUGH AT THE COLD

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  3. I’m guessing is pretty happy right now!

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  4. 2. velj

    tfw John Kerry briefly tweets a swear word

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  5. 2. velj

    Trump is untouchable. He is now a dictator. And his handlers know it. Watch everything accelerate from here.

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  6. Also neither of you banana breads allow tagging in photos like who do you think you are

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  7. This picture from the amazing devopsdays Ghent photo book makes me so happy. Two of my favorite people surrounding me and we are all so happy

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  8. 2. velj

    This is the best thing you'll see today 😍

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  9. 2. velj

    How's your skin dog? 😆😆😆

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  10. Apple’s wearable group (YOY growth of 37%) is now bigger than McDonald’s and would be a Fortune 150 company. If spun, which it should be (if we had an FTC or DOJ), the business would likely be one of the 20 most valuable firms in the world. 👉

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  11. Omg did you know today’s date is a palindrome better tell everyone because nobody has figured this out yet or shared this info

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  12. No one is censoring this woman. The book was published and it selling like gangbusters. 🙄 If you read the critiques, you'd know that the pushback was about its flattening stereotypes and general inaccuracies Kathleen.

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  13. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done in Jenkins?

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  14. 2. velj

    Yes, today is a date palindrome that hasn't come around in something like 900 years, but remember also that every day you live has never happened before and once it is gone, will never happen again. Every day can be a special day.

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  15. The best part of my IMDb page is the ridiculous photo

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  16. 2. velj

    Twitter algorithm crash course: This tells This tells This keeps Twitter them who a post that a will likely visible for post is enjoy it longer engaging 👇 👇 👇

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  17. 2. velj

    When you think you've crafted the perfect tweet - insightful, and no apparent typos - and you wait for those likes to pour in and they just... don't come.

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  18. 1. velj

    I don't put oat milk in my coffee because I don't live in fucking Brooklyn. I live in Chicago where we put mustard AND ONLY MUSTARD in our coffee ANY OTHER CHOICE RESULTS IN BRUTAL DEATH.

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  19. 1. velj

    Train from Leeds full of young people who've clearly had a great day out in various bars. Bit scary when you're alone and in a chair. Get to my stop, and one dashes out behind me in massive heels. "I'm checking they haven't forgotten the ramp for you." The kids are alright.

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  20. 2. velj

    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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