Matt Stancliff

@mattsta

Occupying a human body, unconvincingly. Charting the future of humanity, unevenly. Gay, unproductively. Computationally aggravated.

itinerant, coming to a city near you
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2008.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. prije 5 sati

    somewhere in DC: merrick garland is being hospitalized for uncontrollable fits of ironic laughter

  2. 4. velj

    End of day update: Tesla can go straight to hell. Bought 30 of these Friday at $0.08. Sold Monday for $1.74 when prices were dropping. Will be kicking myself the rest of the year over that. Look at 3:50pm vs. at-close though.

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  3. 4. velj

    "these used to be X, but now they are the OPPOSITE of X!"

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  4. 4. velj

    Crazy thing about Tesla’s 100% volatility this month: as the calls are surging towards 300,000% profit since Friday, the puts are up too:

  5. 4. velj
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  6. 4. velj

    this video is already outdated (failed position update: those 30 calls I sold for $3,000 yesterday would be worth $180,000 right now.)

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  7. 4. velj

    their closing argument is "being bad at your job isn't a codified impeachable defense. we admit he's bad—he's the worst!!—but it isn't technically illegal."

  8. 31. sij

    Apple did not have a fun day. Started at 322 and ended with 308.

  9. 29. sij

    lol what a piece of garbage

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  10. 22. sij

    google's hosted speech recognition API gives you a discount if you let Google save your audio for training their system

  11. 19. sij

    totally going to do this one day

  12. 18. sij

    fun payment processing facts! stripe's minimum amount to process is $0.50. pricing structure is 2.9% + $0.30 on each charge, so fee on $0.50 charge is 170% of payout. Worst thing you can do is basically any charge under $2. Though, even a $2 charge eats 21.8% of your payout.

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  13. 18. sij
  14. 18. sij

    this is how movies start

  15. 18. sij

    this one is the last straw. i'm turning off technology until you earthlings learn to act more responsibly.

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  16. 18. sij

    are we okay? did we screw up this whole "technology" thing?

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  17. 18. sij
  18. 18. sij

    oh here's one where they write tweets for trump and seem to have the power to puppet other republicans so their messages get amplified. also all their messages are 90% "look at how fox news is being so good to us!!"

  19. 18. sij

    trump goons plotting to assassinate an ambassador

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  20. 18. sij

    i wonder if the murder-for-hire offer got back to trump or not

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