Matt Stancliff

@mattsta

Occupying a human body, unconvincingly. Charting the future of humanity, unevenly. Gay, unproductively. Computationally aggravated.

itinerant, coming to a city near you
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. lip 2019.

    Carrier DB (my redis+memcached replacement) now has built-in JSON reply support for all commands and it's available at: If you are still using insecure sad legacy redis after June 24, 2019 you should seek professional help for Poor Judgement Syndrome.

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    It's one of my favorite days of the year: Sunday! Get ready for my annual epic Superb Owl thread!🦉

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    prije 22 sata
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    27. sij

    I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*

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  5. 31. sij

    Apple did not have a fun day. Started at 322 and ended with 308.

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    31. sij

    Developers: *Build terrible monolith* "This isn't working. Let's try something else" Developers: *Build terrible microservices* "Wait—this isn't working either."

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    The WHO declaring an emergency of international concern is a policy vote that determines resource allocation and has happened six times since 2009. It only means more is being done to help. Many expected this to happen last week. No push alert needed.

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    30. sij
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    Look out world, the U.S. has almost agreed how to spell health care.

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    29. sij

    These impeachment hearings are like if Sesame Street was trying to figure out if Cookie Monster ate all the cookies

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  11. 29. sij

    Doesn’t it bother anybody Tesla goes through like six CFOs a year? They all quit after two months. What do you think they have seen or were told to lie about? They quit rather than be fraudulent (personal liability for misrepresenting public company records).

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  12. 29. sij

    lol what a piece of garbage

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    SharePoint vulnerability CVE-2019-0604 from a year ago has been used to hack the UN. Three different UN agencies got owned, about 20 domain admin accounts accessed and implants on 40 servers. They didn’t disclose.

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    Okay we don't have a cure but scientists *have* figured out how to make more of the virus.

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    27. sij
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    To clarify: everyone who disagrees with me is a troll, everyone who agrees with me is a traitor-in-waiting, and I will not stop deplatforming non-believers until I am the last man standing and can finally tweet from an abandoned coffee shop IN PEACE.

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    21. sij

    Tired: Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism Wired: Globo Homo Revolution

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  18. 22. sij

    google's hosted speech recognition API gives you a discount if you let Google save your audio for training their system

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    21. sij
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    21. sij

    Everyone know you take MBS’s WhatsApp messages on your burner phone.

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