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Matt Provenzano
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Matt Provenzano

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Chief Meme Officer at A-Rod Corp. Staff Writer at @pinstripealley, Short Relief writer at @baseballpro

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    1. Lena Dunham‏Verified account @lenadunham 11 Jul 2011

      An uncool thought to have: "is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian."

      348 replies 660 retweets 401 likes
      Matt Provenzano‏ @mattprov94 2 Sep 2016
      Replying to @lenadunham

      "is that guy walking in the dark behind me in Girls? Never mind, he's Asian"

      1:49 PM - 2 Sep 2016
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      • Gabruu w Brigid Marshall 🌚slothfuljeremiah😴 #12DaysUntil21 Amber Marx-a-Lago ya gurl EB Harry. 🌟
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      1. Cohaagen, air giver‏ @WBlizters 2 Sep 2016
        Replying to @mattprov94 @lenadunham

        Oh, I'm sure she meant Aslan, the lion from the book.

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      2. Sam "Ace" Rothstein‏ @jtjarzemsky 2 Sep 2016
        Replying to @mattprov94 @lenadunham

        burrrrn

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      3. brutalism apologist‏ @brutapologist 2 Sep 2016
        Replying to @mattprov94

        @Mobute @lenadunham got 'em coach

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      4. Jared Foster‏ @lipidquadcab 2 Sep 2016
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      5.  🇨🇺ComSymp Kane 🇮🇷‏ @cranstonl1972 2 Sep 2016
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      6. Son of Odin‏ @Odins_Bastard 2 Sep 2016
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        your entertainment value has just increased several foldpic.twitter.com/IW88kI10VB

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      7. Mary Nardogg‏ @Nardogg 2 Sep 2016
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        omgg this got mad likes

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