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I write comedy, occasionally date your aunt, and take photos of liquor stores which you can purchase on my website.

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    Matt Oswalt‏Verified account @MattOswaltVA 7 Oct 2016

    remember when George Bush Sr. glancing at his watch during a debate was considered the worst blunder in the history of American politics?

    9:32 PM - 7 Oct 2016
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      2. Matt Oswalt‏Verified account @MattOswaltVA 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        remember when Dan Quayle misspelled 'potato' and because the American people held politicians to such high standards he never recovered?

        261 replies 4,303 retweets 11,131 likes
      3. Matt Oswalt‏Verified account @MattOswaltVA 8 Feb 2017
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        remember when Obama wore a tan suit at a press conference and everyone called him out for irrevocably dishonoring the office of president?

        100 replies 934 retweets 3,073 likes
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      1. Matthew Fockler‏ @mattfockler 7 Oct 2016
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        We've come a long way baby!

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      1. Dan Comand‏ @DanComand 7 Oct 2016
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        remember when Al Gore sighing during the debate was also an election losing blunder.

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      1. Just This Guy‏ @ZaphodsOtherHed 7 Oct 2016
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        Or Al Gore's exaggerated, exasperated sighs?

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      1. Tom‏ @TomCairney 7 Oct 2016
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        Howard Dean ended his because he yelled funny!

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      1. Good One Del‏ @DelBauer 7 Oct 2016
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        Howard Dean kinda yelled in a weird manner and was walked home. 🎶🎶thoooooose were the dayyyyys🎶🎶

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      1. gage against the machine‏ @ThaddeusMozart 7 Oct 2016
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        Howard dean got too excited at his own campaign rally

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      1. Lauren Sivan‏Verified account @LaurenSivan 7 Oct 2016
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        or Al Gore's sighs? Or Nixon's sweat?

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      1. Phil Catelinet‏ @PhilCatelinet 7 Oct 2016
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        Al Gore sighed during a debate and it sank his campaign. I don’t know what to think anymore.

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