Mattberry Crunch

@mattnotis

Professor of Archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it... obtainer of rare antiquities

Whittier, CA
Dołączył lipiec 2009

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    Jacob Wohl has incredible Instagram posts.

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    NEW: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been trying to recruit young men to falsely claim they were sexually assaulted by Pete Buttigieg. One recorded their convo and gave us the audio. Another says allegations published today in his name are bullshit

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    Cersei Lannister is a perfect representation of modern politicians in that her approach to climate change is to get drunk and let teenagers deal with it

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    They say they don’t know where the children they’ve taken are but they know you went to the protest.

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    Glad to see that we are trending on Twitter! We here at the Mary Sue are so happy you're reading us and that this has nothing to do with men diminishing the importance of a female character who trained for something through over 7 seasons of a television show.

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    If you’re allowed to wear a hoodie to your job, you either have a super cushy creative gig or you a broke bitch register jockey. There is no in between.

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    Is that diagram… accurate??

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    everyone on the top should have already had millions lavished on them. The bottom list is what, 70 names? They should all get a million each; wouldn't even dent the kitty. ;)

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    I don't know why you can't celebrate the Night King as a great general and a hero, the war wasn't even really about zombification anyway

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    America’s true national pastime is telling people in low-paying jobs that they’ll get rich if they buy less coffee.

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    Arya walking into Winterfell next episode

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    JORAH: I'll lead the first charge. BRIENNE: I'll command the left flank. GREY WORM: The Unsullied shall protect the gate. BRAN: How cool would it be to fly around and just do like, general bird stuff

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    “Mm! What a refreshing beverage! I guess I’ll now be the first person to ever flush an empty can down a toilet!”

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    Saudi Arabians caused 9/11. Saudi Arabia butchered Jamal Khashoggi. Saudi Arabia is beheading gay men. But Iran is our enemy because they forgot to pay Jared Kushner in cash.

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    What is dead may never die.

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    If Democrats nominate Joe Biden, he may win, and we'll have four years of weak, feckless Democratic leadership. And then, in four years, he'll be defeated by a Republican Party even more openly white nationalist. If you nominate an Obama redux, you'll just get a worse Trump redux

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