Matt Klinman

@mattklinman

tv/digital/audio comedy writer (smartr! sex house! smart pipe! fpou! last degree of kevin bacon! the onion! funny or die!)

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Nov 2021

    Hey! I have a new show coming out on Audible! It's called Blood Weed, it's about tech and pot and the Russian mob and I made it with and an absolutely hilarious cast. It wont be out till 4/20(😎) but start saving up those Audible credits now or whatever!!

    Audible Sets Slate of Six Comedy Podcasts With Will Forte, Bob Odenkirk, Gillian Jacobs and More (Podcast News Roundup)
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  2. Mar 31

    The internet's being rebuilt with new rules. In web3, your creations travel freely. They're not confined to a platform. With our latest update, these new rules have never been more apparent: Mint on . Sell on . It's your choice.
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  3. Mar 10

    yes good yes good

    🍋🥚APRIL 24TH SEASON 2🥚🍋 on adult swim and next day on HBO Max - Debra
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  4. Feb 17

    I can't overstate how much this makes me feel like humanity is worth it. Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson are brilliant, this was the funniest show I ever saw at UCB and there is no question in my mind this movie will be a triumph.

    Bowen Yang, Megan Thee Stallion, Nathan Lane, Megan Mullally to Star in A24’s R-Rated Musical ‘F*cking Identical Twins’
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  5. Retweeted
    Feb 16

    My brilliant, kind & loving husband died on 6/17/20 from colon cancer, 6 weeks before our son was born. Brian’s birthday is this Saturday, Feb 19. He’d be 33. Every year, I choose an organization to support in his honor. 1/x

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  6. Feb 15

    Feed, piggies! Feed at your trough!!

    Starting today, our News Feed will now be known as "Feed." Happy scrolling!
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  7. Feb 14

    Glad to hear this generation of Onion writers so rightfully proud of unionizing the shop so they could keep the the place alive and great despite all the bullshit of digital media. Congrats on the run !

    Well folks, today is my last day as an Onion staff writer (Happy Valentine’s Day!), so I’d like to share a few thoughts. Forgive this long thread.
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  8. Feb 10

    I've never really read something as raw, funny, reported and angering as this. Patrick is a wonderful man and I hope this reaches the people it needs to reach (which I think is everyone? But also some people more specifically than others, and one dude really specifically)

    I got back on social media because I wrote an important thing. I hope you consider reading and sharing.
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  9. Feb 3

    no words… should have sent… a poet

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  10. Jan 25

    Hell yes! This is how you do it!!! Bless this man Christopher Natsuume

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  11. Jan 21

    liked people sharing things with Louie Anderson in them today so sharing the first one I went to watch a really special thing and very glad for it. Louie ruled.

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  12. Jan 21

    "it's a return to the gold standard except instead of gold bars we peg the currency to drawings that aren't that good"

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    My wife and I have written a book's worth of would you rather questions...for couples. Singles? Fuck off. Couples, have you asked your single friends to log of twitter? Good. This one's just for you: ?

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    If you're a sports fan and you aren't willing/haven't figured out how to make money off that by now, I'm sorry but you need to grind harder

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  15. Jan 19

    This is very funny

    Dr Robert “Sex” Reese is the only regionally syndicated sex therapist who’s never had sex.
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  16. Jan 10

    i am always at peace because the amount of crypto i own is equal to the amount i'd be willing to pay to make crypto go away forever

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  17. Jan 10

    annnd we're back

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  18. Jan 5

    oh no

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  19. Jan 5

    for a year my Who to follow has been UNCHANGED: - Ad - Band from my college that broke up 11 years ago with 7 followers - My own UCB Harold team that disbanded 6 years ago but i like that one richard karn nft tweet and now... What is this algorithm??

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  20. 18 Dec 2021

    Seemino!

    There should be a reverse Cameo where you can pay to say something to celebrities
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  21. 9 Dec 2021

    Congrats and good luck to the iHeartMedia union! Hell yeah !

    We, the podcast producers, editors, researchers, writers, and hosts of iHeartMedia, are thrilled to announce that we are unionizing with !
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