I wrote about all my exes all getting married, nearing 40 and still refusing to let anyone put a ring on it. http://gu.com/p/49bez
@megancarpentier there's a country song... "All my old flings have new rings."
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@mattklewis there oughta be, since All My Old Flames Have New Names doesn't work for hetero ladies... -
@megancarpentier but do all your exes live in Texas? -
@mattklewis you can't always get what you want...
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