Today, I wrote a letter threatening to break up with this election. @mattklewis, I think you may enjoy. http://bit.ly/Qw9LyK
@LizMair Oh yeah, well the election is breaking up with YOU first! (Also, the election faked every orgasm.)
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@mattklewis Mm-hmmm... the election forgot it has been too busy with binders and mom-gate to even have sex... -
@LizMair In fairness, the election used to be more romantic. There used to be poetry. Maybe the election IS taking you for granted... -
@mattklewis This election hasn't even bought me dinner in about a month. Just not good enough.
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