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Did I mention there is now a grizzly bear on my property?
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That’s social media GOLD
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My sons spotted a six-footlong specimen in the road yesterday. It migrated to a nearby field where a mower blade found it some hours later.
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Note to self: 1. Buy snakes 2. Take picture and post it on Twitter 3. ?????? 4. WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!
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Wait till you post puppies...
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That’s why they call@it “social” media!
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Now you’re going to have to top this. Suggestion: something involving a hot air balloon.
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Most folks go with kittens and you went in the opposite direction.
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Snake vid = Best thing you’ve posted in a long time

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Pretend I have no idea what you’re talking about, Matt. Snakes?
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Seriously, it’s the first thing the makeup artist said to me today—& the first thing the show greeter said, too. I’m getting emails from old friends about it. I should have come up with this idea years ago!