Don't judge a book by its cover.
Unless that book is an empty notebook, then that's really the most important thing you should be judging it by.
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Matthew Wisner
@matthwiz
I little bird told me that this is the place to be.
Greenville, SCJoined July 2010
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I had potato chips with French Onion dip for both dinner and breakfast, so yes, if my mother asks, I've been eating my vegetables.
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I need to know if was warned about what was going to happen because his reactions seem genuine.
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A little inspiration for all my theater friends:
If Russell Crowe can be cast in a musical, don't think you're not good enough.
Inspired shower thought of the day:
Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible is just Gaston recast.
Tell me I'm wrong.
A smart person learns from their mistakes. A wise person learns from other people's.
This is the value of education.
This is now officially canon.
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THREAD: My Comic of the "Mr Rogers Meets Thor" Meme by Matthew Wisner #Thor #mrrogers #wholesomememes
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I am brainstorming creating a yellow cake recipe that has pieces of chopped candy corn in it.
I would call it candycornbread. 😜
It's always bothered me that purple onions are called red onions. What else are you lying about, onion?
"I'm not a sheep!" they yell.
I agree. According to Matthew 25, you're a goat.
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It's Pi Day, Pi day
Everything's round on Pi day
Everybody's lookin' for the series end, series end
Pi Day, Pi Day
Eat round foods on Pi Day
Everybody's wonderin' "Does the series end?"
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Burgers for the first meal
Pizza for the next meal
Gotta make my mind up
Which pie should I make?
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Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Divide that from twenty-two, Gettin' pretty close
Measuring my bowl while I have cereal
Se' ratio, know where it's goin'
Lastin' on and on, nothing is repeatin'
Put my pen down or I won't stop
Gotta plan my day, and pick my foods (My foods)
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I'm tired of calling Congressmen/women. If those stimulus checks don't pass soon, I'm calling . #itsmymoneyandineeditnow
"I don't understand why people use LOL, ROTFL and other weird abbreviations." says the generation that uses RSVP, PS, and i.e. without knowing what they mean.
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It seems to me like this would apply not only to the President, but to the Senators and other politicians who fought with him to overthrow our democratic election.
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Apparently COVID-19 is more fatal to men than women.
I petition that we immediately change the name to "Man Flu" so people start treating it seriously.
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"Never Gonna Give You Up" has gotten really old. Starting a petition to stop rickrolling until we find a better song to do it with.
Sign here: drive.google.com/file/d/1e4W9Mi
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I need someone to remake Flashdance. It had such a great soundtrack and unique choreography and could have been a remarkable movie, but the message behind it was TERRIBLE, making it one of my least favorite films. It was so close to being good!
Someone, please fix this.
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Social Media Hack: There will be a lot of "Me at the beginning of the decade vs Me now" posts in our future. So do yourself a favor and take an ugly selfie now so that you will have an impressive "glow up" post later. You're welcome.
I like to tell people that Christmas should last until Epiphany, as though the idea just came off the top of my head.
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Many speculated that it would also be the end of the humanity, but that's a tale for another time. Haha
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I have seen a few posts about how this new year is special because it is not just the change of a year, but also a decade.
Well, gather 'round children, and let me tell you the tale of the day that we changed not only a year and a decade, but a century AND a millennium as well!
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Do you have a plastic spaghetti strainer that you wish would stop straining?
Leave it on the hot burner you took your boiling pot of pasta off of! As it melts, the holes will fuse closed, turning it into a deformed looking bowl.
#LifeHack
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Apparently there were a few cosplayers at DragonCon this year that were dressed as Mr. Rogers and were carrying Thor's hammer, Mjolnir. I wish I had seen one and had gotten a picture with them. Hahaha
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"War Cloud" is a bad name. Let's do better. So this AI is collecting data, "catching" it if you will, like a net. And then it's storing this data in digital space, like a digital sky... Yes. Yes. A net in the sky... We can call it, "Skynet."
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Amazon and Microsoft are battling for a $10B prize to build the U.S. military its first "war cloud." The project would store and process vast amounts of classified data, allowing the Pentagon to use artificial intelligence to speed up its war planning. apne.ws/XFKt2ZJ
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Only I had the power to stop them from occurring. Only me. But I failed. I have failed you all. I will have to live with this guilt my entire life. #withgreatpower
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Hey y'all. I have a dark secret that I need to get off my chest. When I was a small child, a magical talking bear told me that ONLY I could prevent forest fires. Hundreds of fires have occurred in the years since that day, and I did nothing to stop any of them.
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This is too cool. The original post was almost a year ago and people are still enjoying it. That warms my heart. 😊
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Someone turned my post into a comic. I love it! m.facebook.com/story.php?stor
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Even if you can't help financially, I love you all. You're emotional support has meant so much to me. Seeing you all share my post has shown me that there is still a lot if love in the world, which absolutely warms my heart.
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