Take the whole bowl. Tell no one, the allure of chocolate demands this sacrifice.
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Take the whole bowl, and then sprinkle it in front of people after you knock them out with your sleep dart before leaning down and shh'ing
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I think people who set out bowls of candy for weeks before Halloween are neutral evil. "You're doing bootcamp? Here's some candy!!" :D
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I keep a candy jar at the office filled year-round

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