So my niece is of the age where she participates in school fundraisers. Y'know: sell x magazine subscriptions, get a squirt gun.
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I flubbed & forgot to pay for her fun run--whoops! Now I get all these email solicitations. "Help [niece] earn points towards squirt gun!"
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I have zero interaction with her. My curmudgeon is coming out, b/c my mom made me call my relatives so now I'm like, Where's my phonecall???
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But, y'know...I forgot to send my check for the fun run. So maybe I don't deserve a phonecall. OR MAYBE I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED IF I GOT ONE.
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That said, I've totally sent money since. I'm not a monster.
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@etcillustration Send her a squirt gun instead.
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