Kitty bit my finger while I was trying to keep him from SWALLOWING PLASTIC & now I'm scared I'm going to get one of those nasty infections.
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@etcillustration I'm a loving and caring husband. -
@mattheweboehm Just you wait 'til you get home, I'm rubbing my infected finger all over your face. You're going down with me. - Show replies
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