Thank you. It’s my best look yet.
Big day today. I officially turned one million years old and crumbled into dust.
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Happy birthday!
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It’s nice being dust. Thank you!
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Congrats, Matt, I'm right behind you!
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Being dust isn’t so bad.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY
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Ugh, jealous. Happy birthday!
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Yeah there’s a lot of freedom in being dust. Someday you’ll get there!
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So I’m one million minus three years and one month? Hey, at least we have a sibling who will always be older than us. That geezer turns 40, soon! Happy Birthday, bro.
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I remember when mom turned 40. If you ask her though she’s officially younger than us now.
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