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Having a luxury midnight snack of Tesco red wine and a Pot Noodle. Craic is 90 this Friday night.
ITV News promote Ed Miliband to 'Labour Party Lady': pic.twitter.com/HTCA4M2GwC (via @kellyrose @carrieapples)
Haunted House Idea: someone pops out who you kinda know, but not well enough to say hi.
"We cannot have people loafing about, doing nothing & expecting the state to finance their lifestyles.'' - Lord Freud pic.twitter.com/XYkcybCE0n
Sammy Wilson
I’ve logged into UCAS Track about 17,000 times today. The next few months are going to be…long.
From the Maze to Haass to these new talks, Jim Allister has said jump and DUP have responded ‘how high?’ Embarrassing.
It seems like Jim Allister is the leader of the DUP more than Peter Robinson these days. He might as well just re-join at this rate.
TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT IN THE EVENING. #TheApprentice
Hysterically laughing at this bloody jacket. Still not as good as Paris Mipers though. #TheApprentice
The jacket should have used windmills instead #TheApprentice
"I'm not interested in all of this Shoreditch, yappy-dappy, arty-farty bollocks" I want that written on my gravestone.
Is there football on tonight at all?
.@TRPNI are recruiting a Health & Wellbeing Improvement Officer to be based at their #Foyle office. Great Opp. RT. http://www.communityni.org/job/health-and-wellbeing-improvement-officer#.VD2IY7m9LCR …
Surely getting new glasses is a good enough excuse for a selfie... http://instagram.com/p/uJApUVLT4i/
Mary Lou McDonald accuses Ceann Comhairle of bias and is asked to leave the chamber - the enitre SF parliamentary party follows... #budget15
.@naomi_long will join her SDLP counterparts in voting to recognise Palestine.
SDLP are always squawking about SF sectarian head counts and yet they’ve reduced the Speaker election to ‘SF didn’t vote for one of us’uns’
Why am I letting myself be persuaded into buying an iPhone 6 Plus by @jte? This always happens.
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