Matthew Baldwin

@matthewbaldwin

I LIKE BREAD!

Seattle, WA
defectiveyeti.com
Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Jul 2014

    I pinned this tweet to disguise the fact that my actual last tweet wasn't very good.

    8 retweets 51 likes
  2. Aug 25 Bucharest, Romania

    Happy 25th birthday, ! Here's your f-ing , go ahead and compile it yourself.

    16,040 retweets 18,458 likes
  3. 20 hours ago

    I try to not take pleasure in the misfortune of others, but it's cheat day, y'all.

    2 retweets 23 likes
  4. 20 hours ago

    Trump did a 180 on immigration the DAY Coulter's fawning book came out, she's livid, and I now contain the world's supply of schadenfreude.

    24 retweets 112 likes
  5. May 24

    People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day.

    2,388 retweets 3,111 likes
  6. Aug 24

    My own fault for chasing waterfalls, I guess. Can't say I wasn't warned.

    2 retweets 10 likes
  7. Aug 24

    I lost my fortune investing in scrubs, just before the bottom fell out of the market in 1999.

    2 retweets 15 likes
  8. Aug 24

    Okay, bye!!' comes out tomorrow. I don't know anything about it except the title is crazy-long. (2/2)

    .'s new book, 'In Trump We Trust, comes out tomorrow. People are saying it's terrific - knowing Ann I am sure it is!
    2 retweets 7 likes
  9. Aug 23

    At least in printed form.

    5 likes
  10. Aug 23

    HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD REVIEW: Not even remotely good enough to excuse its existence.

    10 likes
  11. Aug 23

    This always mystifies me. "Over 35 years in development, Space Checkers is the --" wait wait wait hold up

    Design pitch tip: "I've spent "X" years developing this game." Is a red flag sentence for many reasons. It doesn't help your pitch.
    4 retweets 7 likes
  12. Aug 23

    I wonder if this is a Gillette razor arms race situation. "Fuck those fuckers at Daylogic, we're going quadruple."

    8 likes
  13. Aug 23

    Finally, cotton balls for men.

    2 retweets 4 likes
  14. Aug 23

    INSIDE is out on PS4 today.

    272 retweets 580 likes
  15. Aug 22

    Announcing the XOXO Tabletop lineup! Huge thanks to , , and for their help.

    4 retweets 13 likes
  16. Aug 22

    Conan, what is best in life? "To drive one mile an hour below the speed limit and enrage your tailgater."

    6 retweets 23 likes
  17. Jul 28

    Wired: "Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Amazon: "We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"

    7,742 retweets 10,598 likes
  18. Aug 21

    Wild Sunday night.

    1 retweet 18 likes
  19. Aug 18

    "FAD" stands for "friendly-ass dolphins", so be aware that your tuna may still contain asshole dolphins like Kevin.

    1 retweet 22 likes
  20. Matthew Baldwin followed and
    • Nate Murray IDW
      @NateCMurray

      Wartime consigliere for IDW Limited & IDW Games. Game Designer. Air hockey enthusiast. Always claiming Duke.

    • Aaron Wiener
      @Wieneraaron

      Television Writer, Author Of Karma Police (), Gastronomic Enthusiast

  21. Aug 18

    Very big news. This is progress. This is the work. ✊🏾✊🏾

    635 retweets 762 likes

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