Matt Fry

@mattfredfry

Digital marketing & conversion optimization geek who interprets complex behavioral data with empathetic creativity and builds blanket forts with a 3 yr old.

Dallas
Joined December 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Oct 2016

    I made a really simple to-do list web app thingy. Check it out and let me know what you think.

  2. Feb 19

    Hey , how do I get the chrome extension to stop creating random folders and hiding my logins in them? Can I disable this?

  3. Feb 9

    "I'll be having my body back you undead fuck." Props to for the single badassest line on so far

  4. Retweeted
    Feb 6
  5. Jan 24

    Lady in elevator: Yall got yer harmonicas? Me: No.. Her: Well I got mine right here Me: Ok Her: Wanna hear me play? Me: Uhh *starts playing*

  6. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2016

    Parenting goal: Never say no to a kid who wants to have a catch. Never say no to a kid who wants to play a game. They may stop asking.

  7. 16 Dec 2016

    Donate to today to help stop this horrible, horrible epidemic.

  8. 13 Dec 2016

    Somebody taped a bunch of quarters to the vending machine in my office building. It's a Christmas miracle!

  9. 12 Dec 2016

    I cannot stop hearing it as "terrorist house" which I think would actually not be a very good show.

  10. 7 Dec 2016

    Anytime I hear someone unironically use the term "millennials", my brain automatically translates it to "dadgum whippersnappers".

  11. 22 Nov 2016

    Is it too early to start hating the mannequin challenge? I think I hate the mannequin challenge.

  12. 21 Nov 2016

    Sometimes, instead of lunch, I just go to Braums and get ice cream.

  13. 17 Nov 2016

    What's your second-favorite podcast? Mine is . I highly recommend it!

  14. 17 Nov 2016

    Kinda bummed that I have such a boring name bc even if I tweet about I'll probably never have a character named after me :(

  15. Retweeted
    12 Nov 2016
  16. 13 Nov 2016

    The best way to get a good parking spot at church is to either be really early or like super duper late.

  17. 10 Nov 2016

    Regardless of your political views, can we all agree that "Damnit, Donald" is the new "Thanks, Obama"?

  18. 2 Nov 2016

    When it comes to best friends, I think women got kind of a raw deal. Dogs are way more fun than diamonds.

  19. 31 Oct 2016

    Is it spelled "Luigi Board" or "Wedgie Board"?

  20. 31 Oct 2016

    I just took the Myers-Briggs test and it said my personality type is P.I.M.P.

  21. 28 Oct 2016

    I think MC Escher is one of the most underrated rappers of all time.

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