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@MatteoLane

MTV's GirlCode, GuyCode, and Maria Callas. Bookings - JPearl@icmpartners.com

New York City
matteolanecomedy.com
Joined May 2010
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  1. 8 hours ago

    Liza Treyger & Friends w/ & more! Wed 11/2 Tickets:

    3 retweets 3 likes
  2. 17 hours ago

    NY Times gets it! 11/3 for w/

    6 retweets 15 likes
  3. Oct 28

    Is every singer just singing through a fan? I hate today's music

    4 retweets 25 likes
  4. Oct 28

    THURSDAY 11/3 10PM w/ & for !!

    , , and 6 others
    11 retweets 27 likes
  5. Oct 27

    ROUND 2: BATTLE OF THE DIVAS - NOV 9th, - 8pm. Britney vs Christina. COME

    , and
    2 retweets 11 likes
  6. Oct 26

    I was on the amazing podcast. I love her. She's amazing. Listen here!

    5 retweets 31 likes
  7. Oct 26

    w/ & the SCINTILLATING & talented

    3 retweets 9 likes
  8. Oct 25 Los Angeles, CA

    Nov 5th. NYC! for ! !

    1 retweet 5 likes
  9. Oct 25

    NEW YORK: at THU 11/3 with me, + !

    8 retweets 17 likes
  10. Oct 24

    "I'm suffocated and lonely" - me in a relationship

    6 retweets 34 likes
  11. Oct 24

    "I'm looking for a handsome man who hates me" - my love life

    7 retweets 61 likes
  12. Oct 23

    "I knew it was love at first sight when we both liked the same meme" - love in 2016

    9 retweets 49 likes
  13. Oct 22 Los Angeles, CA

    Nov 5th at in NYC! 10pm w/ and more! Get tickets!

    2 retweets 5 likes
  14. Oct 22

    My friend is so straight he thought that Bette Middler and Joy Behar were the same person.

    8 retweets 86 likes
  15. Oct 22

    Kevin Meaney

    3 retweets 7 likes
  16. Oct 21

    New Yorkers treat umbrellas like Kleenex

    8 retweets 35 likes
  17. Oct 20

    Loud motorcycles should be called, 'my dad hates me bike'

    2 retweets 17 likes
  18. Oct 19

    I experience "middle outgrowth" when I go to the Olive Garden.

    6 retweets 12 likes
  19. Oct 19

    Never forget.

    3 retweets 13 likes
  20. Oct 19

    Chyna.

    7 retweets 33 likes

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