Matthew Prosser

@MattDPro

Syracuse, NY
Joined August 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    7 Mar 2015

    What an asshole...

    55 replies 1,242 retweets 2,168 likes
  2. 8 Jan 2015

    Headed to the capitol city

  3. Retweeted
    7 Jan 2015

    That time when 50,000 people pointed and laughed at you:

    4 replies 21 retweets 33 likes
  4. Retweeted
    7 Jan 2015

    There is a 99.9% chance I am hungry.

    59 replies 1,028 retweets 882 likes
  5. Retweeted
    2 Jan 2015

    When you're at the game with your side dude and realize you're on TV. (Vine)

    31 replies 248 retweets 277 likes
  6. Retweeted
    1 Jan 2015

    Sure these people create lots of fappy accidents

    3 replies 21 retweets 65 likes
  7. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2014

    Walking Dead Logic -- a little like female logic...

    16 replies 85 retweets 119 likes
  8. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2014

    Keegan knows what's up!

    132 replies 1,907 retweets 2,954 likes
  9. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2014

    If you don't think these are funny... you are too easily offended.

    5 replies 54 retweets 79 likes
  10. Retweeted
    16 Dec 2014

    Be honest...

    38 replies 591 retweets 842 likes
  11. Retweeted
    16 Dec 2014

    When cashiers comment on the food you're buying…

    119 replies 1,207 retweets 1,738 likes
  12. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2014

    Instagram makes me feel like the world’s only employed person.

    6 replies 448 retweets 795 likes
  13. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2014

    If you're ever feeling bad about yourself, think about this...

    64 replies 1,733 retweets 1,740 likes
  14. 5 Dec 2014

    How is the common cold still a thing

  15. Retweeted
    1 Dec 2014

    People say love is the best feeling...

    126 replies 870 retweets 1,246 likes
  16. Retweeted
    3 Nov 2014

    Yep, gym membership REVOKED!!!

    10 replies 68 retweets 96 likes
  17. 10 Oct 2014

    Hey can your phone wake up and text someone when you tell it? Download my app -free

  18. Retweeted
    27 Sep 2014

    My life story...

    42 replies 1,073 retweets 999 likes
  19. Retweeted
    11 Aug 2014

    Have you ever listened to someone for a while and thought...

    113 replies 1,310 retweets 1,250 likes
  20. 22 Jul 2014

    Not moving from here

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