Matthew Desmier

@mattdesmier

I'm audacious, vivacious and tenacious. I try to be gracious; people tell me I'm loquacious and sometimes veracious. But rest assured, I am always bodacious.

Poole, England
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Good morning! To celebrate a less terrible than expected result, please enjoy this thread about tapirs.

    6 replies 43 retweets 109 likes
  2. Jun 9

    In other news, I'm sure I'm supposed to be having a 0930 telephone call with someone. I just can't remember who. If it's you, please call me

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    Jun 8

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    Jun 8

    Foxes across the country holding their breath...

    2 replies 117 retweets 217 likes
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    Jun 8

    BREAKING: Report Finds 90% Of Creative Directors Lean Against Wall, Cross Arms For PR Photos

    26 replies 640 retweets 1,383 likes
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    Jun 7

    I have a friend who is a crossword setter for The Times and my appreciation of his level of nerdery is high right now.

    64 replies 2,994 retweets 5,590 likes
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    Jun 8

    Weird way to prepare for covering an election. He's going to have the munchies at 2am.

    I have that election day feeling. Sheer exhilaration. Up all night on . Can't wait for those bongs at 10. Stay with us till dawn.
    9 replies 144 retweets 331 likes
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    Jun 8

    INTERMISSION

    If you've never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoy
    1 reply 44 retweets 81 likes
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    Jun 7

    Work in IT, got this in the mail today.

    401 replies 5,995 retweets 9,300 likes
  10. Jun 8

    There's a lot going on today. I need some time to think...

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    Jun 8

    When you're in a Facebook ad! 😂 Looking forward to speaking at about the launch of Ping.

    3 retweets 8 likes
  12. Jun 8

    The oh-so-wonderfully intriguing is next week. It's a bloody soundclash with a freakin' epic lineup!

    , , and 2 others
    1 reply 3 likes
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    Jun 8

    you are remarkable. Thank you, you .

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    Jun 5

    Whoa. The sequel to the groundbreaking Monument Valley just dropped. Only on the App Store:

    16 replies 409 retweets 745 likes
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    Jun 4

    It's called 'leadership', Donald. The terrorists were dead 8 minutes after police got the call. If we need an alarmist blowhard, we'll call.

    At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is "no reason to be alarmed!"
    11,825 replies 156,800 retweets 434,231 likes
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    Jun 4

    It's difficult to imagine a human turd as colossal and just plain thick as this man.

    Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That's because they used knives and a truck!
    14 replies 89 retweets 319 likes
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    Jun 4

    The UK had its gun debate after the Dunblane school shooting. It was short and it ended with gun control.

    Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That's because they used knives and a truck!
    582 replies 25,524 retweets 61,031 likes
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    Jun 4
    Replying to

    IT'S TIME WE REGULATED WHITE VANS

    11 retweets 15 likes
  19. Jun 3

    .: "I feel like I'm binge-watching The Fall of the Roman Empire to the theme from Benny Hill"

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    Jun 1

    Paris entered into force 11/4/16. Earliest Trump can complete exit = 11/4/20 I.E THE DAY AFTER THE '20 ELECTION. Paris will be on the ballot

    242 replies 6,106 retweets 8,489 likes

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