Matthew Desmier

@mattdesmier

I'm audacious, vivacious and tenacious. I try to be gracious; people tell me I'm loquacious and sometimes veracious. But rest assured, I am always bodacious.

Poole, England
Joined January 2009

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    Jun 9

    Good morning! To celebrate a less terrible than expected result, please enjoy this thread about tapirs.

  2. Jun 9

    In other news, I'm sure I'm supposed to be having a 0930 telephone call with someone. I just can't remember who. If it's you, please call me

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    Jun 8
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    Jun 8

    Foxes across the country holding their breath...

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    Jun 8

    BREAKING: Report Finds 90% Of Creative Directors Lean Against Wall, Cross Arms For PR Photos

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    Jun 7

    I have a friend who is a crossword setter for The Times and my appreciation of his level of nerdery is high right now.

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    Jun 8

    Weird way to prepare for covering an election. He's going to have the munchies at 2am.

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    Jun 8
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    Jun 7

    Work in IT, got this in the mail today.

  10. Jun 8

    There's a lot going on today. I need some time to think...

  11. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    When you're in a Facebook ad! 😂 Looking forward to speaking at about the launch of Ping.

  12. Jun 8

    The oh-so-wonderfully intriguing is next week. It's a bloody soundclash with a freakin' epic lineup!

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    Jun 8
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    Jun 5

    Whoa. The sequel to the groundbreaking Monument Valley just dropped. Only on the App Store:

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    Jun 4

    It's called 'leadership', Donald. The terrorists were dead 8 minutes after police got the call. If we need an alarmist blowhard, we'll call.

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    Jun 4

    It's difficult to imagine a human turd as colossal and just plain thick as this man.

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    Jun 4

    The UK had its gun debate after the Dunblane school shooting. It was short and it ended with gun control.

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    Jun 4
    Replying to

    IT'S TIME WE REGULATED WHITE VANS

  19. Jun 3

    .: "I feel like I'm binge-watching The Fall of the Roman Empire to the theme from Benny Hill"

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    Jun 1

    Paris entered into force 11/4/16. Earliest Trump can complete exit = 11/4/20 I.E THE DAY AFTER THE '20 ELECTION. Paris will be on the ballot

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