Matt Williamson

@mattcwill

Summa Cum Laude from Ball So Hard University. 'He's a good guy.' -

Not Texas :(
Joined April 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Nov 2015

    I fell in love (with podcasts) the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

  2. May 24

    Definitely a jet taking off vertically. Lines are definitely the exhaust & not the interior airport lights 🤓🛫🙄.

  3. May 24

    . took your advice & am reading thru the Bible, but am slogging my way thru Numbers. Any tips on pushing past the "doldrums"?

  4. May 23
  5. May 15

    I've finally hit the big time... Made it into the newsletter 🏆🤗

  6. May 15

    I had boiled peanuts for the 1st time yesterday. Today, I chose to listen to country music. 🚨 HELP. Not sure what's wrong w/ me 😱 🚨

  7. May 8

    Trying to blend in with the locals 🤠

  8. Apr 20

    cc (ya found a good one in that guy ^^)

  9. Apr 20

    Anything by is worth reading. 2x. Well, 3x. And then tattoo it on the inside of your eyelids (maybe)

  10. Retweeted
    Apr 20
  11. Apr 16

    This is why I have trust issues . A man needs his nuggs...

  12. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    i had a dream about a gossip magazine based in the universe, so i woke up and made it a reality. sponsored by

    , , and 3 others
  13. Apr 14
  14. Apr 13

    MISSING: my ability to spell. If found, let me know. I pay in firm handshakes. Today: "use" ➡️ "youse" "cream" ➡️ "greem" "hour" ➡️ "hower"

  15. Apr 12

    Coming soon...

  16. Apr 9

    . you need to give this child unlimited meals for a year (and I wouldn't complain if I got it either) 😂

  17. Apr 9

    Sunday School today: Me: What happened after the Last Supper? Child: They left & went to Olive Garden! Me: You mean the Mount of Olives??

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Something to remember from ’s sermon yesterday 🙌. What’d God show you?

  19. Apr 1

    Something's different about 's site, but I can't quite figure it out... 🤔 Is "Watch Dan's Video" off? 😇

  20. Mar 30

    Pro Tip: If you're not doing , you're doing life wrong 😎

  21. Mar 28

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