I only have one secret trick to make air travel bearable but now the lady next to me mistakenly believes that I'm interesting. Please help.
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Tell her the story about the porn cookies.
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"Do you watch Game of Thrones?"
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A third of American millennials live with their parents
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Tell her the story of Elizabethtown.


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just feign a migraine, "I'm sorry, airplane pressurization triggers them"
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One look in the eye and a "hello" when they sit down - then the Bose Quietcomfort's go on for the rest of the flight....
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Hot dog snap chat emoji
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Say you work for Bing.
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Dr. Pepper rolled-out nationally in 1904 at the Louisiana Purchase Expo as a newfangled pop featuring 23 flavors, some of them on purpose!
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You really deserve much more credit for this follow up.
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