Me: "wait, why do you hate Select-a-Size?" [paper towels] Brother: "because I always want a full one and it gives me a half."
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@mattcutts@bradfitz oh no fucking way. Access to half-size paper towels is what separates us from the animals.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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