TSA agent: "Why do you have a screwdriver in your backpack?" Me: "I dunno, in case I need to screw something?"
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Replying to @mattcutts
@mattcutts Tell TSA you're flying American and want to make sure your seats are secured.1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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