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    Matt Cutts‏Verified account @mattcutts 23 Aug 2019

    tfw none of the automated soap dispensers in the airport bathroom work for you and you start to worry that you're a ghost

    1:17 PM - 23 Aug 2019
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      2. Lucas Starbuck‏ @LucasStarbuck 23 Aug 2019
        Replying to @mattcutts

        Just happened at SFO.. am I transparent? Or just cold as the countertop?

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      3. Matt Cutts‏Verified account @mattcutts 23 Aug 2019
        Replying to @LucasStarbuck

        It was at SFO for me an hour or so ago too! Maybe we're ghost twins?

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      1. Dan Gillmor‏Verified account @dangillmor 23 Aug 2019
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        Also a sign that you're in the United States...

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      1. Michael VanDeMar‏ @mvandemar 23 Aug 2019
        Replying to @mattcutts

        Honestly, there's only one way to know for certain: try to walk through someone.

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      1. Dave Pell‏Verified account @davepell 23 Aug 2019
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        Now you need to watch the incredible Carrie Coon in Fargo Season 3 (watch the first 2 also, great show).

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      1. Earth Notes‏ @EarthOrgUK 23 Aug 2019
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        In a UK pub gents it's simply a sign that no one else has even tried to wash their hands, and so no one has noticed the problem... Bv<

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      1. Cory Quammen‏ @cquammen 23 Aug 2019
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        Even if you are a ghost, the automatic flushers on toilets will activate at inappropriate times.

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      2. Look Dumbass‏ @lookdumbass 23 Aug 2019
        Replying to @mattcutts

        Sometimes I've hit the trifecta at restaurants. The automatic soap dispenser won't give up the goods, the damn automatic taps won't stay running once I get the soap, and the automatic towel dispenser refuses to give me an f'n towel. So ...

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      3. Look Dumbass‏ @lookdumbass 23 Aug 2019
        Replying to @lookdumbass @mattcutts

        I dry my hands on my pants, grumble, go back to table, wifey starts asking why my pants are wet and what took so long.pic.twitter.com/cM1TGlvZkc

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      1. Dave Smart‏ @davewsmart 23 Aug 2019
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        Dammit, you gotta put spoiler alert when you are discussing the plot of The Sixth Sense II, now everyone knows Bruce has dirty ghost hands.

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