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    Matt Colville?‏ @mattcolville 26 Sep 2018

    A seal slaps a man in the face with an octopus. The best headline you'll see today.pic.twitter.com/6C2nST9Wix

    10:48 AM - 26 Sep 2018
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    • Baron Rothschild TS 𝓢𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓪 𝓡𝓾𝓫𝓲𝓸 💘 Ken || fma enthusiast judithlynnpoet zayra Pants Benjamin Baughman Chris *******
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      1. Matt Colville?‏ @mattcolville 26 Sep 2018

        Dude got...sucker punched.

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      1. Ashe MacShack‏ @ashe_macshack 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @mattcolville

        Sneak attack +8d6 (one for each leg)

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      1. Yasac‏ @Yasac 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @mattcolville

        If a ranger player said their seal would do this in game...I'd shut it down out of it not being realistic. I'd be so wrong...damn nature...

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      2. Aubliterator‏ @AubliteratorDnD 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @mattcolville

        Man the next movie in the Nemo series is looking good!

        4 replies 18 retweets 323 likes
      3. Steve Seidler‏ @GrayShadowTech 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @AubliteratorDnD @mattcolville

        Disney Pixer presents Finding Hank. In theaters 2022.

        4 replies 5 retweets 153 likes
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      2. The Rambling Bard‏ @theramblingbard 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @mattcolville

        the seal:pic.twitter.com/qRRHdKJBuj

        3 replies 8 retweets 331 likes
      3. Cbo‏ @cbaum11 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @theramblingbard @mattcolville

        Hopefully he offered him some Bailey's afterward

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      2. Witty Librarian In a Mask‏ @PaulWartenberg 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @mattcolville @briankspears

        that can mean only one thing. Pistols at DAWN!

        1 reply 1 retweet 37 likes
      3. Cameron Leuthy‏ @CLeuthy 26 Sep 2018
        Replying to @PaulWartenberg @mattcolville @briankspears

        Water pistols full of octopus ink?

        3 replies 1 retweet 29 likes
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      1. Blake Aued‏ @BlakeAued 26 Sep 2018
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