Matt McCormick

@mattcmccormick

singer, web developer, student .

New York, NY
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Joined December 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Nov 2016

    Will someone have a platonic relationship with me? Asking for a friend.

    1 reply 5 retweets 9 likes
  2. 17 hours ago

    This guy has not seen Alien

    Life can survive only because of the generosity of other lives.
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I promise you John McCain will be clear-eyed and sharp as a tack when he votes yes to repeal our health insurance.

    329 replies 10,634 retweets 25,051 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    "Will there be a hearing on the health care proposal?" Senator asked today in the Finance Cmte. You should watch:

    2,346 replies 32,191 retweets 42,486 likes
  5. Jun 8

    No, but your dad is

    Did I miss something or did Comey just say he asked a friend to leak information to the press? Is this a joke?
    1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    I think an international conspiracy to pillage the earth for profit is way more important than anything a hack comedian has done this week.

    13 replies 155 retweets 571 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    BREAKING NEWS: Trump shutting down Netflix to help bring back Blockbuster jobs.

    1,750 replies 68,197 retweets 164,605 likes
  8. May 30

    Blink WPA2

  9. Retweeted
    May 29

    the worst thing about the trump presidency is he put us all through this just to make himself feel better and he doesnt even feel better

    81 replies 2,592 retweets 9,552 likes
  10. May 28

    He's the leader of the free world, just not the free U.S.

    The United States is the only country whose press did not have access to its leader during the NATO Summit.
  11. May 26

    . I guess was already taken, huh?

  12. May 25

    Are you still there, God? It's me, Netflix

    1 like
  13. Retweeted
    May 25

    Did Trump just shove another NATO leader to be in the front of the group?

    13,312 replies 66,016 retweets 85,168 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 24
    Replying to

    I fear we may both have left an affront/Efron-t pun on the table here

    1 reply 1 retweet 105 likes
  15. May 24

    Yup, this checks out

    The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much!
    3 likes
  16. May 23

    "Get outta here, skunk. I can see you, bro." - conversation I just had with a skunk

    2 likes
  17. May 22

    Melania: Fine, but there must be at least two hands between mine and Donald's

    2 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 21

    Me camped out by the snack table at every party.

    11 retweets 83 likes
  19. May 21

    Server: would you like a dollop of whipped cream? Me: [fragile masculinity threatened] Make it a G.I. Joe-op

    2 likes
  20. May 18

    We moved on him like a witch

    This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!
    1 like
  21. Retweeted
    May 17

    Americans were assaulted by a dictator's bodyguards for exercising a constitutionally-protected right. ...and the WH hasn't said a word.

    2:20
    Erdogans bodyguards beat up Kurdish protesters... ...Oh you thought this was somewhere else? This is WASHINGTON DC
    331 replies 6,350 retweets 5,661 likes

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