matt

@mattbuchanan

garbage, man

mattbuchanan at eater dot com
Joined April 2008

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  1. who will give us the first 48-hour cold brew? summer is almost over lol

  2. I spent some quality time inside election Facebook

  3. Brain is FULLY unspooled in my new column on Quantum Leap & a 2016 version of the Negro Motorist Green Book

  4. palo alto is in need of a *bane voice* reckoning

  5. im a meal kit

  6. also i found out that rich people in america ate the shit out of turtles

  7. the tasty cookbook is going to be so incredible

  8. i don't know anything about cookbooks but it feels like we're one year removed from every chef going full normcore

  9. I have a sore throat

  10. 🙃 is the only truth

  11. a world of nothing but advertising, entertainment, and the state would be so beautiful and polite (you wouldn't even need pr anymore)

  12. otoh my death wish makes me intensely interested in seeing a world where the entire media is consumed in a conflagration of lawsuits

  13. unless of course part of the point is that journalist should be in the crosshairs even (or especially) for writing true things 🙃

  14. (which I don't, but)

  15. with gawker's demise, one might think the gun pointed at AJ and sam could be lowered (even if one were to grant nick should be destroyed)

  16. and readers are the grossest of all 🙃

  17. the truth is gross

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