matt

@mattbuchanan

garbage, man

mattbuchanan at eater dot com
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Joined April 2008
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  1. 1 hour ago

    who will give us the first 48-hour cold brew? summer is almost over lol

    8 likes
  2. 7 hours ago

    who will free the markets

  3. 14 hours ago

    I spent some quality time inside election Facebook

    Inside Facebook’s (insane, unintentionally gigantic, hyperpartisan) political-media machine
    45 retweets 91 likes
  4. Aug 23

    Brain is FULLY unspooled in my new column on Quantum Leap & a 2016 version of the Negro Motorist Green Book

    38 retweets 96 likes
  5. Aug 23

    palo alto is in need of a *bane voice* reckoning

    1 retweet 15 likes
  6. Aug 23

    drag the mayor of palo alto from his home and force him to find a new affordable one

    3 retweets 6 likes
  7. Aug 23

    im a meal kit

    1 retweet 3 likes
  8. Aug 23

    also i found out that rich people in america ate the shit out of turtles

    3 likes
  9. Aug 23

    the tasty cookbook is going to be so incredible

    4 likes
  10. Aug 23

    i don't know anything about cookbooks but it feels like we're one year removed from every chef going full normcore

    9 likes
  11. Aug 22

    I have a sore throat

    2 likes
  12. Aug 22

    🙃 is the only truth

    4 likes
  13. Aug 22

    a world of nothing but advertising, entertainment, and the state would be so beautiful and polite (you wouldn't even need pr anymore)

    1 retweet 7 likes
  14. Aug 22

    otoh my death wish makes me intensely interested in seeing a world where the entire media is consumed in a conflagration of lawsuits

    2 likes
  15. Aug 22

    unless of course part of the point is that journalist should be in the crosshairs even (or especially) for writing true things 🙃

    3 likes
  16. Aug 22

    (which I don't, but)

    1 like
  17. Aug 22

    with gawker's demise, one might think the gun pointed at AJ and sam could be lowered (even if one were to grant nick should be destroyed)

    9 likes
  18. Aug 22

    and readers are the grossest of all 🙃

    7 likes
  19. Aug 22

    the truth is gross

    6 likes

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