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@mattblaze

Scientist, safecracker, professor, writer. 280 is the new 140 is the new 1536.

Philadelphia and elsewhere
Joined March 2009

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  1. 10 hours ago

    Maybe he has the “tweet” button confused with the “send secret message to co-conspirators” button.

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  2. 11 hours ago

    Telling strangers what topics they should and shouldn’t tweet about has to be one of the least effective forms of censorship ever invented.

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    Either way, huge win for Bannon. Once invited, he’d get either attention and legitimization OR attention and claim to victimization. I’d guess he’d prefer the latter, which is what he now has been gifted.

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  4. 13 hours ago

    Seriously, I can no longer even follow the narrative he wants us to believe.

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  5. 13 hours ago

    Whoever rigged this witch hunt to get Trump has obviously been playing a very long game.

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    13 hours ago

    Jeff Sessions is an Obama deep state embed.

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    15 hours ago

    We are pleased to announce that the Cyber Security and Policy program will be holding a Student Symposium in Cybersecurity Policy on April 6-7 2019. Details and Call for Papers available at

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    Have you ever wondered why the meaning of sorting in computing (ordering or ranking) is different from its everyday meaning (dividing into piles or categories)? The answer has to do with the history of sorting going back 130 years and turns out to be really interesting.

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    I mostly agree with this—for many people, paper is the perfect way to store passwords. Two situations where it's a bad idea: first, if you need passwords when you're not at home; second, if you're dealing with an abusive domestic partner.

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  10. 17 hours ago

    Pretty sure a significant fraction of people outraged about not showing the flag being planted on the moon in that movie don’t actually believe we went there in the first place.

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  11. 20 hours ago

    In any case, planting the flag was a meaningless gesture, since everyone knows the Moon has always belonged to America, and has always anxiously awaited our astro-men.

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  12. Sep 2

    At least I think it was a pharmacy.

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  13. Sep 2

    Today at the pharmacy near I made an exception to my usually ironclad rule about not having my prescription filled by anyone in clown makeup.

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  14. Sep 2

    ... puely American technology from good old Americans like Sturmbannführer Wernher von Braun.

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  15. Sep 2

    As Neil Armstrong famously said, “One small step for an American, one giant leap for Americankind”.

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  16. Sep 2

    Yeah, obviously I’m taking about stalkers wanting threading, sure.

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  17. Sep 2
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  18. Sep 2

    Watching a bewildered Lufthansa flight crew that just showed up at the Hilton being congratulated on their costumes.

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  19. Sep 2

    Just stop. No one wants this except stalkers.

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  20. Sep 2

    A few months ago, I lost my Schlage key punch. It turns out to have been hiding under the lining of my suitcase, and I’ve been flying with this thing that TOTALLY ISN’T SHAPED LIKE A GUN for the last three months.

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