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@mattblaze

Scientist, safecracker, professor, writer. 140 is the new 1536.

Philadelphia and elsewhere
Joined March 2009

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  1. 13 hours ago

    Exhibit 5823 in the "incompetent to stand trial" motion?

  2. 19 hours ago
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    Of course, paranoid, cynical me wonders if this is a guerrilla marketing product placement, in which case, well done & .

  3. 19 hours ago

    Hey : It's annoying when airlines screw up. It's even more annoying when entitled jerks like you take it out on other passengers.

  4. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Who among us can look into our hearts and honestly say we've never colluded with a foreign intelligence agent for political gain?

  5. Jul 15
    Replying to

    My only complaint w/ the Luggageworks bag is the velcro strap that holds the handle down wears out too soon. Should be a snap or something.

  6. Jul 15
    Replying to

    For the record, my current bag is a LuggageWorks 22" "Stealth" suiter. Well built, mid-priced as these things go, field-replacable parts.

  7. Jul 15
    Replying to

    Seriously, buy good luggage. If you want to be an academic researcher you'll be traveling more than you'd think, and luggage failures suck.

  8. Jul 15

    The most surprisingly valuable bit of advice I got in grad school was "buy good quality luggage".

  9. Jul 15

    Amusing and plausible. But remember, "StingRay" is just one brand, with many different versions. (I've seen at least one w no GPS)

  10. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    Obamacare is based on failed idea of 'doctors' and 'treatments'. Trumpcare encourages Americans to not get sick in the first place. Smarter!

  11. Jul 15
  12. Jul 14

    I took the rest of the day off from my physically undemanding job after I got a filling. Jimmy Carter is a serious badass.

  13. Retweeted
    Jul 14
    Replying to

    Next voicemail will be from an older-sounding you, and will say "don't go to Oregon"

  14. Jul 14
    Replying to

    Also, Detective (sounded like) Thomson, I'd call you back & tell you you left the message for the wrong number if you had left a number...

  15. Jul 14

    Just got a voicemail that a police department in (I think) Oregon recovered my stolen car. I don't even remember having a car.

  16. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    The work of to bring semiconductors (and making them) into the home cannot be overstated.

  17. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    We have patched the vulnerability you reported

  18. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    Habitat For Humanity Investigated For Working Conditions After 92-Year-Old Laborer Collapses On Site

  19. Jul 14

    Maybe I'm easily frightened, but klaxons blasting from every direction when a cellphone weather alert goes out scares the bejesus out of me.

  20. Jul 14

    Hey Australia: America is counting on other countries to offset our current dumbness. You're not helping here.

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