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@mattbasta

some know me as the hotdog guy. salty gay nerd writing Java script (tm)

Chicago, IL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    15. ruj 2019.

    Customer: I'd like to speak to your manager. Pagliacci: but ma'am, I am the manager

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  2. 1. velj

    me: github, assign my whole team

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  3. 1. velj
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  4. 31. sij

    I'm infinitely disappointed that nobody got this front-end engineering/Dr Who mashup joke. Extremely sad. Heartbroken.

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  5. 30. sij

    ReactDOM.hydrate(<LadyCassandra />, elem)

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  6. 30. sij

    Convertibles with air conditioning are the most ridiculous things I've ever heard of. Just insane

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  7. 30. sij

    I can't even subtweet people in my office because there's only like 8 other engineers and they're all on my team. Very frustrating

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  8. 30. sij

    Seriously what demographic is Biden trying to appeal to? The man probably thinks millennials are about to go off to college. "Here's a hundred bucks for your first semester tuition. You know, back in my day women went to technical school to learn to type. Did I ever tell you abou

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  9. 29. sij

    Have bug reports submitted through Apple Feedback Assistant _ever_ been responded to?

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  10. 28. sij

    I have one coworker with the slack username "jdan" and another "danj" and another who left the company and came back with a different username and this causes me a great deal of anxiety

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    What is the thing you are completely irrationally outraged over? Mine is that Trader Joe’s could have named their knockoff Spaghetti-O’s “Trader O’s” OR “Spaghetti Joes,” but went with “Joe’s O ‘s” FOR SOME FUCKING REASON.

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  12. 26. sij

    Anyone using Django Channels in production and having success with it?

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  13. 23. sij

    Indiana Jones 5: The quest to get Joe Biden back to the assisted living facility

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  14. 23. sij

    My boyfriend scowled so hard when I showed him this tweet that I know it's a good one

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  15. 23. sij

    When TurboTax finds new deductions for me I like to think they have tax detectives like "Elementary, my dear Basta. We'll itemize your capital holdings declarations, good chap"

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    20. sij

    [pronounces “pineapples” like “minneapolis”]

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  17. 23. sij

    Happy birthday I use when signing up for websites that I don't want to know my birthday to me

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  18. 22. sij

    And I'm double booked over the hour long private meeting I have set up so that I can take lunch without people scheduling meetings over my lunch break

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  19. 22. sij

    I only have four hours of meetings for today's No Meeting Wednesday

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  20. 22. sij

    I've lived in the midwest long enough to know that the appropriate response to "sorry" is "sorry"

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  21. 21. sij

    I pick up Bernie Sanders from the pile of democrats on my bed. I look him over. I thank him for his service, and place him in the box labeled "trash/running mates".

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