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My dentist asked how school was and I said “great” because that’s much easier than “oh I actually dropped out because I’ve effectively monetized a twitter account where I numerically objectify dogs”
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The Dogfather Retweeted
Please don't dance and cuss. It sets a bad example for the babies in our concentration camps.
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i already finished the manuscript for it :)https://twitter.com/lemoneyes/status/1081328862594621440 …
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i have been absolutely finessed, swindled, i would even go as far as to say bamboozled, by two women in two weeks. please keep me in your thoughts
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The Dogfather Retweeted
instead of ladies & gentlemen, try one of these gender neutral alternatives: • mothers and fuckers • bitches n assholes • friends and foes • gays and...... [disdainfully] others • ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereupon • associates and arch-enemies • comrades • y'all
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first successful* campaign of the year. the family left for california a few hours ago
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The Dogfather Retweeted
Rescue dog Lucy recently finished up her tour of hiking every State Park in Texas. Her hiking buddy, Dale Blasingame, said Lucy and their adventures have changed his life. Read how it all started at http://bit.ly/AllTheParks
: @daleblasingame#TXStateParks#HikingPuppies
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first campaign of the yearhttps://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1081243783579222016 …
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The Dogfather Retweeted
January at
@dog_rates calendar. Funniest and cutest rating ever
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an actual dog did write it stephen do you see the blue checkhttps://twitter.com/stephenmangan/status/1081120455069716480 …
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Dearest Twitter dudes, and it's pretty much always dudes, when someone on their own feed RTs or tweets about liking something, your job is NOT to come along and explain why the thing was Bad, Actually, because that makes you a shithead. Don't be a shithead! Let people like stuff.
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The Dogfather Retweeted
We barely into 2019 and this already my favorite video of the yearpic.twitter.com/FRukB2aEUd
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I live with my parents because it's a safe place to work out mental health issues and adjust to the right meds. I got out of bed today! You're right, this does feel good. Thanks!
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i’ve lived at home for the last 16 months and without my parents support i’d be nothing alright can i mention my accomplishments now karenhttps://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1080276436823330816 …
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The Dogfather Retweeted
we’re taking over
@dog_rates instagram story :) check it outpic.twitter.com/1ydRiWcT6S
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ok it’s that time again i need a new show to watch
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The Dogfather Retweeted
Last car bar video in the Mazda. Had to snap
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Snagged the last one at the mall kiosk before they shut down for the season. Bring on the dogs!pic.twitter.com/ILduHWDtl5
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We found him, the smartest person on Earth.
by @Lubchanskypic.twitter.com/pKmnmNYv4B
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