MattyG

@matt36512

I'm a gay, anti-war, tree-hugging, feminist. I hope we can get along? [he/him]

Sydney, NSW
Joined January 2009
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  1. 12 hours ago

    (Please send me more funny Bernie memes I love them)

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  2. 12 hours ago

    Memes are so fucking weird like today we all looked at a picture of an old man wearing mittens and sitting in a chair and thought "let's photoshop him into other chairs, that'd be hilarious"

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  3. 20 hours ago

    Side note: anyone wanna hire me? Just promise you won't scroll through my tweets first

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  4. 20 hours ago

    Trump and I both lost our jobs on the same day, spooky

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  5. Jan 19

    Man I just love waiting in a telephone queue for 45 minutes only to get through to an operator and be told I have called the WRONG DEPARTMENT

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  6. Jan 18

    If I see one more headline from an Australian news site about tennis players in quarantine then I will claw my eyes out

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  7. Jan 16

    Thanks Twitter for notifying me that I've spent 12 years of my life on this hellsite

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  8. Jan 15

    I dunno if anyone's said this yet but clearly would not exist without coming before it and successfully showcasing the dramatic potential of a dread-filled reality-warping sitcom parody.

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  9. Jan 15

    Well damn the first two episodes of were amazing! A loving homage to classic sitcoms with a healthy sprinkling of dread and mystery. Can't wait for the seams of the Visions world to unravel some more.

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  10. Jan 14

    I'm sorry TikTok teens but sea shanties suck

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  11. Jan 7

    🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    I haven't read the article but the maths in the synopsis does intrigue me
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  12. Jan 6

    I'm watching and holy fuck it's good, why didn't someone tell me to watch it sooner? I'm blown away.

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  13. Jan 5

    Like please for fucks sake I work in a shopping mall, I really don't wanna get sick

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  14. Jan 5

    People in Western Sydney seem to need a reminder that face masks can't do their job if you don't wear them over your NOSE and your MOUTH

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  15. Jan 1

    My dreams involve getting Brewster set up on my island... Can you make that happen, Isabelle?

    Happy New Year, everyone! It's the first day of 2021! I hope this is a great year for you and everyone on your island, and I can't wait to help you make your dreams a reality. You can count on me!
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  16. 26 Dec 2020

    Russel T Davies should've got a writing credit honestly.

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  17. 26 Dec 2020

    Anyone else feel like the ending of was pulled straight out of an episode of Doctor Who? (Specifically that one where Martha Jones gets the entire population of the earth to wish The Doctor back to life over a satellite network...)

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  18. 22 Dec 2020

    The Darksaber versus the Subtle Knife, who would win?

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  19. 19 Dec 2020

    It's quite remarkable how NewsCorp's logic is as plain and obvious as "Lockdown ordered by Liberal = Good" and "Lockdown ordered by Labor = Bad".

    Yes, the hypocrisy in NewsCorp's coverage in NSW is going to be infuriating for Victorians, even disturbing/triggering, but please remember the *people* of Sydney deserve nothing but empathy and solidarity and love, because this is a profoundly fucked situation.
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  20. 19 Dec 2020

    You'd think the people who obey the rules about wearing face masks on public transport would also be the people who obey the rules about quiet carriages but YOU'D BE WRONG

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