Matt Haughey

@mathowie

All in for Warren 2020. Or whoever else gets the nom. he/him

Oregon, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2007.
Rođen/a 1972.

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  1. prije 3 sata

    god you start just ONE small fire in a fast casual restaurant and suddenly you’re the worst person in the room. Get over yourselves, people.

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  2. prije 10 sati

    it's impossible to cancel your patreon pledge to someone you've shaken hands with, hugged, and/or had dinner with 1-on-1 before, right?

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  3. prije 12 sati
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  4. prije 14 sati

    if you're aren't already subscribed to ' newsletter ask yourself what life choices led you to miss out on all this brilliance

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  5. prije 15 sati

    Went to company party 20min after it started thinking I was fashionably late • one of first 20 people in a space designed to hold thousands • dj playing ultra-loud unfamiliar music • sexy party people on rollerskates surround me "oh, I get it, the theme is Crippling Anxiety"

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  7. 3. velj

    Palace of Fine Arts at night 😘

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  8. 3. velj

    The movie Harriet is amazing

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  9. 3. velj

    Ah, San Francisco, city of the future "premium" hotel wifi speed test: 3Mbps my verizon iPhone as hotspot: 31Mbps

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  10. 2. velj

    the 280 is the 101 running an ad blocker

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  11. 2. velj

    about 75% of the time when I try to hit the X close button in the top right corner of Instagram Stories, it advances to the next one, and the next, and the next, then closes and it seems like a deliberate design choice and I hope the designer of it rots in The Bad Place forever

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  12. 2. velj

    Getting out of bed each morning, my lower back vertebrae feel like a late stage game of Jenga

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  13. 1. velj

    what if next week there are new weekly podcasts about new Brooklyn 99 episode and you rebrand the show as The Schur Thing?

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  14. 1. velj

    the greatest thing about the final episode of The Good Place is you get to hear four or five incredible ways to understand and be ok with death and loss and saying goodbye to loved ones too soon in a way no other comedy show ever did or likely ever will

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  15. 1. velj

    my teen daughter and all her friends follow me on Instagram so every week or so I post a picture of a sandwich or a meal I made to try and bore them into unfollowing

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  16. 1. velj

    Moving to the middle of nowhere you get cavalier about locking doors and shutting drapes until one day the electrician you hired to pull cable outside of your house turns a corner and ever so briefly locks eyes with you while you’re sitting on the can.

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  17. 1. velj

    I need interstellar Derek on a t-shirt

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  18. 1. velj

    barely six months ago the secretary of state praised Eritrea's fight for independence with hope for a better future and now we're just gonna block all incoming people trying to flee from the region? Fuck that. Travel bans are cruel, pure racist garbage.

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  19. 31. sij

    I’m not ready to walk through the podcast door yet. Need at least 2,000-3,000 more Beremys of the podcast before we shut it down

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  20. 31. sij

    Hey can you keep the Good Place Podcast going forever maybe with rewatches or spin offs or something JUST NEVER STOP THE PODCAST

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