Matt Haughey

@mathowie

do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive

Oregon, USA
15minutes.inthemorni.ng
Joined February 2007
Born in 1972
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  1. 1 hour ago

    this is going to end with warning stickers on Beyoncé's Lemonade album, isn't it?

    Preacher carrying ‘you deserve to be raped’ sign hit over the head by baseball bat-wielding woman
    3 replies 7 likes
  2. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Never has so many white folks labored to have their own health insurance taken away only because it was given to them by a black man.

    487 replies 8,180 retweets 16,744 likes
  3. 4 hours ago
    Replying to

    Example usage: send your kid's preschool a screenshot like this accidentally someday

    1 reply 8 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    Hey comedy Twitter, I made this page: you can open in all your other tabs when taking screenshots 😮🐙

    2 replies 13 retweets 28 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    This episode is fantastic. goes deep on what drives people to build great products and properly skewers conventional SV wisdom.

    This weeks ep. features talking about muses, why he made in the first place, and the flow state
    1 retweet 6 likes
  6. 5 hours ago

    Message to foreign governments: White House staff don't always control their official phones!

    This is what happens when your 3 year old steals your phone. Thanks Huck!
    4 retweets 32 likes
  7. 12 hours ago

    [exterior Trump Tower, every Saturday as dad leaves to golf in FL or NJ]

    8 retweets 25 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    This Cleveland Teacher Has a Personalized Handshake For Every One of His Students

    79 replies 8,622 retweets 24,584 likes
  9. Jun 9

    I'm in a supermarket and a familiar but awful sounding song is playing. I shazamed it and jfc this cover song is hot garbage

    3 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    “All right, this game is done — send in the headbands”

    3 retweets 23 likes
  11. Jun 9

    you get a technical foul you get a technical foul everyone gets a technical foul — this game

    2 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
  12. Jun 9

    A British election just broke out at this basketball game

    4 retweets 22 likes
  13. Jun 9

    If the Cavs could shoot a free throw this could be a 100 point half for them

    7 likes
  14. Jun 9
    Replying to

    if you miss a free throw the only thing you get is to try harder to make your next free throw

    7 replies 20 likes
  15. Jun 9

    When I become supreme ruler of the universe, no one gets high fives or fist bumps after missing a free throw

    6 replies 4 retweets 49 likes
  16. Jun 9

    any Hemsworth > all other superheroes played by guys named Chris

    3 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
  17. Jun 9

    Trump would unapologetically lie under oath. His version of the truth IS the only truth. Are our institutions equipped to deal with this?

    Just thinking out loud here, but, um, is there a person on earth who doesn't think Trump would happily lie under oath?
    3 replies 7 retweets 33 likes
  18. Jun 9

    Hasan Minhaj's Netflix special really does move the needle on what a standup special can be. Super duper recommend:

    6 replies 51 retweets 295 likes
  19. Jun 8

    TIL basketball star Draymond Green is an inch shorter than former FBI head James Comey 😮

    2 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
  20. Jun 8
    Replying to

    His election team had contacts. His post election team had contacts. He will be investigated very soon if not already ongoing.

    1 reply 12 likes

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