Matt Haughey

@mathowie

Hi! I write stuff at and created among other things. There's a million things I haven't done. Just you wait, just you wait.

Oregon, USA
Participa desde fevereiro de 2007
Nasceu em 1972

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  1. There's a billion things he hasn't done, just you wait, just you wait…

  2. How does a Nebraskan, coder, son of a farmer, grow up to be a hero and a founder?

  3. By the time usb 3 attained widespread support, I realized I never have to transfer data over usb ever again

  4. If anyone wrote erotic Kindle fiction about a fantasy world involving Willy here, I'd 1-click buy it

  5. I knew Austin 6th street bars were gross but didn't know they were racist as hell too

  6. My wife hung a 20x200 photo above our bathtub and it suddenly became the most Pinteresty spot in our house.

  7. Ken Burns is woke as fuck! (Ken Burns Talks Race and Jackie Robinson on Colbert)

  8. Nothing compares to a puking cat in the bedroom at 2:47 AM

  9. I hope Apple is making VR equipment that will blow us away because currently they're acting like 1996 Microsoft, ignoring the next big thing

  10. Hey tall cyclist friends! I'm selling 2 high-end road bikes of mine:

  11. If I were Samsung I'd pay any amount of money to place a 360° camera at the foot of the Hamilton stage for an entire performance

  12. When the temperatures go above 85°F in Oregon (like they are today), all restaurants should be required to serve only gazpacho.

  13. My favorite part of learning about eating a low-carb diet has to be "pay attention to your levels of nutmeat"

  14. "Tiny details of a 240yo story massaged in a work of creative genius. Burn him!" Slaters gonna Slate

  15. Retweetou

    Planning a visit or a dinner party? TBD → Totally Bringing Dinner “I asked Suzie if she was coming over tonight, and she said she's TBD”.

  16. blah blah blah new Star Wars trailer, but FOREST WHITAKER IS NOW PART OF THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE

  17. If this was someone's first rally game (it's probably my 5th) I probably would've quit after 10min. The first courses were totally unfun.

  18. Got the new DIRT rally game for xbox one. First race, new career, default settings: ridiculously difficult. Boy am I glad I spent $60 on it.

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