Mātōnya

@mathonwy

I'm Mātōnya Yūnōnaesdughtēr, Albiyū of Spring and Apple Blossom Maiden | musician, poetess, word-weaver, pomologist, & Queen Yūnōna's Artos-upholding handmaiden

Massachusetts and Abalnās
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2011.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    2. sij 2019.

    When you and your friend are opera singers and you hear someone say something ignorant.

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  2. prije 2 sata

    Time for bed, kāres. Lights out! Don't make me come in there! IF I SEE A LIGHT ON, THERE WILL BE TROUBLE, MISSY!

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  3. prije 2 sata

    Also, no one ever wanted to be my friend at school lunch because I just talked about the apples that my mamma packed in there for me.

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  4. prije 2 sata

    Bold move marketing Dunkaroos to 35-year-olds, kāres.

    The year is 1997. Your Tamagotchi is thriving. You just set a new personal best with your Bop It. Your mom packed Dunkaroos in your lunch. Everyone at school wants to be your friend. Life is good. The year is 2020. You just found out Dunkaroos are coming back. Life is good.
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  5. prije 3 sata

    I should have just been a vowed virgin goddess like my Auntie Westyā and cousin Yowestā. Then I'd probably be at peace.

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  6. prije 3 sata

    I get the strange sense that there is dread in the air, dēgōmes. Is everyone all right today?

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  7. prije 4 sata

    I'm already planning stuff for Mother's Day for mamma. I'm thinking of taking her to visit her mortal mamma's grave. She hasn't been able to do it in years.

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  8. prije 5 sati

    I want to put on a white dress and hang out at a biker bar and give them all some fashion tips while I karaoke Disney songs and drink non-alcoholic apple cider with them. That sounds like fun to me.

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  9. prije 6 sati

    I went outside to take the trash out and got distracted staring at Lady Mēnot's lantern and all the stars for a while.

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  10. prije 6 sati

    *Jeb Bush voice* Please laugh.

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  11. prije 6 sati

    I'm the fairest of them all. Baltic folks are so fair that the word "baltic" literally means white. Checkmate white people.

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  12. prije 7 sati

    I just napped three hours of my day away and no one stopped me.

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  13. prije 11 sati

    I've spent a significant amount of time wondering if I'm just not very photogenic or if there is some secret glamour gained only by practicing for hours in front of the mirror that my mother neglected to tell me about during the critical years when such things might be learned.

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  14. prije 11 sati

    I don't think I've ever retweeted and recycled an old joke before on Twitter, but I'm ditzy enough to know that it's a non-trivial probability that I have come up with the same joke three different times independently and not remembered it.

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  15. prije 12 sati

    I always felt like I deserved an intervention when I played the Bach cello suites on bass.

    I called a Bach Invention an Intervention today by mistake and my student and I laughed way too much about it. 🤪
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  16. prije 12 sati

    I wrote 4000 words today, yay! I may be a pushover, but at least I can be a pushover to myself and make myself do things.

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  17. prije 14 sati

    (Technically the Major General and Elements tunes are the same tune, but different words. I can't decide which one would be harder.)

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  18. prije 14 sati

    Also acceptable: I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General from Pirates of Penzance, Son Imbroglio Io from La Serva Padrona, and The Elements Song by Tom Lehrer.

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  19. prije 14 sati

    We Didn't Start the Fire. Because I'm not afraid of death.

    A gun to your head, youre asked to sing any song word for word without errors or you die.. What song are you singing?
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  20. prije 15 sati

    I definitely need to work toward not having textbooks for my online courses. I'm just . . . kind of lazy and distracted by searching for heirloom apples in Vermont instead of sitting for hours every day for weeks designing online course content.

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  21. prije 15 sati

    Ok, I'm starting to think I am a pushover because I requested an exam copy of something and then the rep emailed me and asked to meet with me and now I have an appointment to meet her even though I don't want to and all she had to do was suggest it casually.

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