Matty

@Mathlete

Heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker...

San Francisco
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Joined June 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    17 Oct 2016

    and I'm one of the Grandmas! Watch on November 27th! Clash of the Grandmas!

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  2. 5 Mar 2016

    Your mom

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  3. 10 Mar 2014

    doesn't want you to contact their customer service, apparently.

    1 reply
  4. 6 Jan 2012

    I just received the worlds ugliest quarter. If this coin could talk, what horrors would it speak?

    2 replies
  5. 23 Dec 2011

    Argh! I tried to flick it away and it landed on my seat face-up and it wasnt folded after all! Arrrghhhh!!!

  6. 23 Dec 2011

    There's a folded up, used band-aid in my cup holder on the train. What's grosser than a used band-aid?

    3 replies
  7. 16 Dec 2011

    Legoland's cute bathroom signs.

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  8. 16 Dec 2011

    Legoland is BFFs with Volvo. I guess it's a Scandinavian thing. If you drive a Volvo you get to park up in the front.

    1 reply 1 retweet
  9. 16 Dec 2011

    For some reason, Legoland has a chorus of anthropomorphic rocks that sing "We will rock you" in gruff rock-like voices.

  10. 29 Nov 2011

    I love Turkey Lurkey time.

  11. 27 Nov 2011

    Just saw The Muppets and totally teared up a few times. It was great.

    2 replies
  12. 16 Sep 2011

    The older I get...the more I find myself starting sentences with "The older I get..." (said to Emily over coffee this afternoon)

    1 retweet
  13. 20 May 2011

    Um, Principal Figgins just walked past me at the Delta terminal at the SF Airport! He's unmistakable.

  14. 11 Apr 2011

    I was pretty sure "categoritization" was a word, but it turns out that it's "categorization".

  15. 31 Mar 2011

    I just got "recognized" from Shark Tank for the first time! I'm at my accountant's to do my taxes and his assistant called me out!

  16. 31 Mar 2011

    Best I can figure is, his mom said "I'll buy you a new CR-V if you let me hang this sign in your back window."

  17. 25 Mar 2011

    I'm on set at Channel 7 News! Let's hope my fluff segment doesn't get bumped by actual news...

    1 retweet 1 like
  18. 22 Mar 2011

    Wake n' Bacon on Jimmy Kimmel just got preempted by a surprise appearance of Charlie Sheen acting all crazy. Dang.

    1 reply
  19. 21 Mar 2011

    My Wake n' Bacon alarm clock is supposed to be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight! Mark Cuban will demo it to promote Friday's Shark Tank premiere!

  20. 22 Apr 2008

    I have pneumonia. Fuck.

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