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    1. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      Going to check the trap one more time before bed in an hour (so tired). Place your bets…

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    2. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      WRONG. No cat in trap. He looked like he was getting close though. Will check again in the morning. Or maybe this is just it now. I have two cats, but one of them lives in a tree.

      7 replies 1 retweet 115 likes
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    3. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      Senna slept on the bed with us last night, which is unusual for him. But he started being a dickhead at 5am so I went to let him out. But, there's another black cat the other side of the door.

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    4. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      I was half asleep, so I counted them a few times. Opened the door, and in he trots. Like it was _normal_.

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    5. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      I picked him up, he purred in my ear. Nothing seems to be broken. He's light, but he's always light. I pop him down, fill his bowl with biscuits. He eats like three, then strolls back to the door, wanting out again. HAHA FUCK NO

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    6. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      Anyway, back to bed. He follows & jumps on the bed. I wake @jenross83 up, point to the little goblin that's nonchalantly cleaning himself. "That… is Kimi". "What? Fuck off. Are you sure?" Then he starts purring. Kimi purrs like a shredder eating teaspoons. "Yep that's Kimi"

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    7. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      I guess he just got bored of his tree. To be fair, yesterday, the woman from the RSPCA predicted this. "Eventually their hunger gets the better of them, and they get brave/desperate"

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    8. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      I suppose he looked at the food in the trap and thought "hmm, wet food? Nah I'm more of a dry biscuit man myself", and done the climb. (He prefers biscuits, but we all figured he needed moisture more urgently, having not had any for 5 days)

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    9. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      Look at this stupid cat. Yeah maybe a bit skinnier.pic.twitter.com/zAG2MH1ZVi

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    10. Jake Archibald‏ @jaffathecake Apr 21
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      He curled up in my arm, and reached a little paw out to @jenross83pic.twitter.com/YD7PbEPHBT

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      Mathias Bynens‏Verified account @mathias Apr 21
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      Replying to @jaffathecake @jenross83

      So happy this all worked out! #TeamKimi

      10:37 PM - 21 Apr 2020
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