If I were more of a salesman, I would propose a cryptocurrency-based solution. In any case, I'm always happy to propagate true facts shared by public servants.
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I always use Bitcoin to protect my food from bears camping in the High Sierra.
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On the East Coast they have bears that have figured out how to open some of the best canisters backpackers are required to put all their smellables.
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Smahtahhh than the average bear....
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haha exactly
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Everyone has got this backwards. See only humans kill when they're not hungry. If you see a bear (sans cubs), feed it full. It won't care about you after that.
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Cats. Also, feeding bears is illegal. You will go to jail. That includes running away and leaving food behind.
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This is why Yosemite has learned to focus on opposable thumbs rather than intelligence as the key to secure bear locker latch mechanisms.
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If you were at Yosemite, it wasn’t a forest ranger. A National Park Ranger. (still a smart quote tho).
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