Matthew Russo

@mateofrancesco

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Richmond, VA
Joined January 2011
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  1. May 26

    I think now that we've all watched "Riverdale" we can all agree that Jughead Jones is too pure for this world

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  2. May 3
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    Or, ya know, had even a half decent public transportation system so I didnt need a car in the first place

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  3. May 3

    It would be cool if used a towing company for street cleaning that had an actual working phone line

    1 reply 3 likes
  4. Mar 25

    If theres an actual war on cars, someone please let me know - I want in!

    1 retweet 2 likes
  5. Mar 21

    Nasa's next mission should be to send and to space to see just how "flat" the Earth really is

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  6. Mar 16

    "Human" is a term to describe the larval stage of Homo Sapiens before they learn to walk and take their final mature form as a "Pedestrian"

    1 reply 3 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    If you think BRT snarls Richmond traffic, I'd really hate for you to see what an extra 60,000 cars on the streets every day would look like

    1 reply 4 retweets 18 likes
  8. Feb 21
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    You'll want to pair with a nice week old opened apple juice - really needs to aerate to match the smoothness of the jam

    1 like
  9. Feb 21
    Replying to

    If I order a pbj when I eat out and molten pb oozes out when I cut into it I'll send it back!

    1 reply 3 likes
  10. Feb 21

    Its very important to rest your fried pbj before serving. Time depends on temperature - A prefer mine med-rare so I allow a solid 10 minutes

    1 reply 1 like
  11. Feb 15

    Thou shall not suffer a camel cricket to live

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  12. Feb 15

    Do i sleep better knowing I vanquished a camel cricket from this earth right before bed or worse because he might have buddies around?

    7 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    Applaud Council's 9-0 vote on new bus plan. 1st change in 50 yrs. Faster commutes, less wait, no fare hike. Not perfect but can tweak

    9 replies 34 retweets 213 likes
  14. Feb 8

    Jam bands are the libertarians of music

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  15. Retweeted
    Feb 8

    Rapid fire thoughts about how to not spend $54 million dollars in Chesterfield County. Thank you

    1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
  16. Feb 2
    Replying to

    It should be noted that following this criticism I went up to play and was so drunk I could only play the first 20 seconds of my 2 songs

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  17. Feb 2
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    jk it's not an outro this duo just does 96 bars between verses

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  18. Feb 2

    One staple of every music open mic night is the obnoxiously self indulgent 48 bar outro

    2 replies 1 like
  19. 27 Dec 2016

    May I have your attention please: this is your conscience speaking. Please don't leave any unattended baggage in the terminal

    4 likes
  20. 25 Dec 2016

    Christmas tradition: little brother sees how many casual jokes he can drop about how much weed he smokes before my mom disowns him

    2 retweets 13 likes

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