Time to adjust that old punchline! "Eats, shoots up, and leaves"
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You can tell he's on drugs. The dark rings round the eyes . . .
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He is living in Scotland now.
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it's bamboozling!
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@Okeating it will when they have to sell the tellyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@twlldun how lazy would a panda on smack be? Then begging for spare bamboo shoots when they're tweaking the morning after.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Diversion50 film idea: Trainspotting: Panda Edition.
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