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Guy who wrote Pym, Loving Day. Incognegro, etc. World's Palest Black Man. Fancy Prof at @OregonMFA. TV Writers Room Squatter. Speakers Bureau: http://bit.ly/2I8UMyt 

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    Mat Johnson‏Verified account @mat_johnson 22 Aug 2017

    Looking at live tweets of a Trump speech instead of watching the speech itself is my soul's eclipse glasses.

    7:31 PM - 22 Aug 2017
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    • SandyCox I was....now for my other dysfunctions Dre@myNubi@n DaisyReeves David Bruggeman Gracious sakes alive Mary Raise Helle Praise Janelle Seasoned with kale PERMANENT NASTY WOMAN “Et in Acedia Ego”
    357 replies 9,073 retweets 41,085 likes
      1. Jenny Staff Johnson‏ @htownjenny 22 Aug 2017
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        Same

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      1. Jacqui Sutton‏ @jazzgrasschic 22 Aug 2017
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        Doing the same myself!

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      1. Dave Sterner‏ @DaveSterner 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mat_johnson

        Sometimes you just got to stare into the gaping maw w/o a filter.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      2. Mary Horvath‏ @mhorv4 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DaveSterner @mat_johnson

        NO! Turn back!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Emily Nussbaum‏Verified account @emilynussbaum 22 Aug 2017
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        Most accurate tweet of the day

        1 reply 9 retweets 260 likes
      2. Jordan Crucchiola‏Verified account @JorCru 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @emilynussbaum @mat_johnson

        Watching a shadow of it through a colander is really the best way to go though.

        4 replies 13 retweets 271 likes
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      1. I’d Rather Be Watching Baseball‏ @shellmh 22 Aug 2017
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        Only way to go.

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      1. Mary Horvath‏ @mhorv4 22 Aug 2017
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        @emilynussbaum Such a good analogy. Can't bear to hear that monster anymore.

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      1. Trax‏ @Traxster2 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mat_johnson @JamilSmith

        Same!!!!!!

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      1. Suzy Q‏ @suzylebo 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mat_johnson @emilynussbaum

        Priceless. Exactly my MO

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