Mason PeltOvjeren akaunt

@masonpelt

Multifaceted human, working in marketing. Interested in treatments for Parkinson's and chemo brain. Writing monthly for & randomly elsewhere.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2009.

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    A cup of tea a day could help keep the doctor away

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    Dear every media company. If I email for an advertising rate card for print and digital, please send me only that rate card not an offer to manage my PPC on Google and fix all my map listings.

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    I'm not watching the Big Game, but I kind of want to tweet things like "That shouldn't count." or "Can you believe that? I'm still reeling." just to see what kind of reactions I start getting.

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    After slamming my leg in a car door with an obscene force, I have come to consider a slight possibility that I could perhaps be mortal.

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    Looking forward to 02/22/2222. I'll be alive for it, so far there is no evidence that suggests I can die.

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    George Costanza's Greatest Hits

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    Trump came into office promising to end America's wasteful post-9/11 wars. He's so far squandered his opportunity to do so. via

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    I was going to add “at a bowling alley” on the end of that but it’s at Brooklyn Bowl which isn’t REALLY a bowling alley as understood in the American imagination, and I don’t want to steal valor

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    Me watching a movie. "He's a good actor, unless he's not, and this is just how he is. In that case he's a horrifying individual."

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    How 'Driver San Francisco' Best Exemplifies What a Second Person Video Game Might Look Like

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    Weinstein claims he swerved while driving last August, then had a common, minimally invasive procedure 7 weeks ago. If he still can't stand up straight, something went very wrong. People who need walkers even to go short distances usually stand over them to support their weight.

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  17. 1. velj

    People often assume I am but a country bumpkin, little do they know I am a city bumpkin.

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  18. 31. sij

    Trying to explain to someone, that I have correctly understood exactly what they have written, but that they have written something the opposite meaning they intended.

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  19. 30. sij

    My impression of a fitness influencer. How much can I deadlift? No idea; how much do I assume I can deadlift? I don't know; maybe like 900 lbs? Anyway, I don't need to prove myself to anyone. Buy my pre workout, or BCAA's.

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  20. 30. sij

    Dog: "Do you love me." Human: "Yes, I love you very much." Dog: "Why have you denied me a means of egress from this location? Claims of love fall hollow upon my ears, as your actions suggest I am a prisoner – kept as part of some kink requiring you to carry bags of my excrement."

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