Baby in her crib, wife a sleep and I'm very quietly getting my phone cord out my new arty nightstand drawer "TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK"!!!!
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I think it's either art or a nightstand bc it's not both. This defeats the whole purpose of a nightstand.
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It's stupid. That isn't art. Not remotely so. It is truly a simple mind that would be entertained by flipping wood.
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Yo, this is some goofy ass Yoko Ono shit. Put this thing in GOOP and sell them all away from my eyes.
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Sooo where do you put your clock, phone, and other stuff at

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Yeah, just don't put a lamp on it. Or your phone. Or wallet or anything at all. Just, fuck your stuff. And while I'm at it fuck you too.
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Yeah this isn't a great night stand. People put their phones on these lol.
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It's giving me anxiety.
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