Now that my eyesight has returned, let me say that masturbating in front of others should only be done after asking them if they want to watch. At least this is what my friend tells me.
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Prove that my Grandma doesn’t watch from heaven and shake her head in disgust.
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No. Let's not!
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The fourth caption seems to be counter-intuitive?
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Wait so is like Mashable all about masturbation now
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Let's not
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